Dear Secret Santa,
Nice to meet you!
Kind of 
This is my absolute favorite time of year. In real life, my mother and I wear an ugly sweater for every day of December, and we have the craziest decorations! This year we have a wooden cutout of the Grinch stealing our decorations! Gifting is one of my favorite things to do, but I often have a hard time accepting gifts myself. I have a tendency to start gifting wars... I will say that my favorite thing on this entire planet is cows. You heard me right, cows. (If you couldn't tell by my username.)
More than anything, I want to wish you a Merry Christmas! This thread makes me feel so warm and fuzzy, and I'm glad we are all spreading cheer to one another!!
(My wishlist isn't all that important, so don't worry about it!

Anything you gift me will be perfect and greatly appreciated!)