[slasher // twig]

here is a quick fairy up for adoption!
//they can fly and are slightly smaller than average!

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Name:
Gender:
Something funny: //anything!//

Ends: Friday! //the 21st

[catplants]

Username: catplants
Name: Hollow
Gender: male
Something funny: wants to be funny but is the only one who laughs at his jokes

(your art is GOALS, just saying)

[Novi]

Username: Define 'Emergency'
Name: Pixie
Gender: Male
Something funny: Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work -fingerguns-

[Sheer]

Awww what a cutie. :3
Definitely marking, possibly entering. ^^<3

[blkberry]

Username: hendersin
Name: agar
Gender: male
Something funny: I can't oml

[allium]

Username:
//_Asher_//

Name:
Jinxx

Gender:
Male

Something funny: //anything!//
Warning!
This is a political joke, I support niether candidate I just thought this was too funny to pass up XD
-While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Donald trump and his election campaign for president. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Trump is a post turtle." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle .You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of idiot put him up there to begin with!"-

[Slabby]

Username: EyePudding
Name: Duster
Gender: male
Something funny: I'm sorry I'll let myself out haha

[seawoof]

Username: seawoof
Name: mars
Gender: female
Something funny: res

[allinian]

Username: krone
Name: ziena
Gender: female
Something funny: xXx

[kh.aotic]

Username: Shadow-glow
Name: Ariette
Gender: Female
Something funny: uh my social life rip
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.oml that was so bad im sorry