Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

My gallery · by **Oofay** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:01 am

Wheel of Fortune!!

What colour is Ron's hair?

My gallery · by **the.kitsune.prince** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:14 am

pink, duh!

Voldemort is:
a)a demon
b)a fluffy pink rabbit
c)the person who killed harry potters parents

My gallery · by **Solanum** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:15 am

A fluffy pink rabbit. Of course ^^

Harry has a scar on his head. Why?

My gallery · by **Coseylion** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:35 am

A unicorn poked him in the head of course ^^

Why do the staircases move in hogwarts?

My gallery · by **Solanum** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:42 am

Because they are frightened that if they stay in one space for too long, they will get attacked by cotton candy dust

What soothes Fluffy?

My gallery · by **Coseylion** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:45 am

Heavy metal played by voldemort C:

Why is hagrid so big?

My gallery · by **livingdeadhorror** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:48 am

Because he ate too much unicorns!

Whats hermionies patronum?

My gallery · by **Coseylion** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:52 am

Dumbledore x3

What sport is usually played at hogwarts?

My gallery · by **Δℓℓιɢαтσя ƨκʏ~** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:52 am

tennis! duh!

who is harry potter?

My gallery · by **Coseylion** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:57 am

My pet giraffe

What happens when harry casts the spell 'expecto patronum'

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