Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

My gallery · by **VesVes** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:49 pm

A teeny lizard that lives in the Amazon and can walk on water! (It actually exists.)

Why is Peeves so annoying?

My gallery · by **Raven~Scythe** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:39 pm

Because he eats al the pickles in the school

Why does Harry wear glasses

My gallery · by **Maplefrost** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:43 pm

Because he's making a [failed] attempt at fashion.

Who is Snape?

My gallery · by **Raven~Scythe** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:46 pm

A very cranky squirrelle

Why did Draco Malfoy want to kill dumbledore?

My gallery · by **Maplefrost** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:48 pm

He did? Why would he want to kill his best friend? D:

What was Voldemort's wand made out of?

My gallery · by **two.stride** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:41 pm

Rosewood and decaying buffalo feces.

Whose side are the Death Eaters on?

My gallery · by **bonk** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:49 pm

Madam Rosmerta's side. They love their butterbeer.

What animal could Sirius Black turn into?

My gallery · by **skylarks** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:00 pm

a hippocampus!

in what episode did dobby give harry a wedgie

My gallery · by **Raven~Scythe** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:12 am

The 65th

Why is everyone so afraid of Voldemort?

My gallery · by **Imperial Epsilon** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:14 am

Because he has a awkward odor.

Why is Ron at Hogwarts?

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