what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[teacupps]

because people are weird like that!

how do i tell people to not trade for my NFT pets without locking the group?

[bubbaberriboo]

you make a group called 'adoption center'. place the pets you want to keep in there.
after that, make a forum telling people you have pets in your adoption center!

what is a re-release?

[teacupps]

when you post on a forum more than once!

what is roleplaying?

[BioDumbnition]

Because it's Tess favorite drink!

How do I get a rare pet?

[teacupps]

you wait for it, wait for it, wait for it! Duh, beg for it!

how do i view my profile?

[Tsukỉ]

What are 'profiles'??? Oh! Only PROS can visit your FILES, ya dimwitted newb. No whippersnapp'r is going to get to the files, yer'hear!

How can I edit my avatar?

[Xaeli]

Pester the staff for long enough and they'll do it for you of course!

How do I change the name of my pets?

[Caffeinated_Curl]

Well by saying the word aloud it will automatically appear on the screen.

How can someone be my friend on chicken smoothie?

[ewe]

Bother them about it and they'll friend you!

What is a Black Advent?

[Xaeli]

Wear all black and sacrifice what little dignity you have left to the God's of Chicken Smoothie. There's free wifi and a mini-buffet so it's a pretty good deal.

wHat DoeS n00B StAnd FOr?
(i've actually had a newbie ask this before, bless their soul)