Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

[~Prussia~]

They stand on their heads and wait until their socks fall off. The sound their socks make is the way of communicating.

What candy does Dumbledore eat when he drops baby Harry at the Dursleys?

[two.stride]

Um, SNICKERS! DUH!

What are Ron's twin brothers' names?

[~Prussia~]

Humpfrey and Dumpfrey

What is the name of Harry's cousin?

[two.stride]

Anne Marie Dursley (he's quite a tough guy.)

What color are Harry's eyes?

[Maplefrost]

They're pink and heart shaped.

What does Ron look like?

[two.stride]

Ron's hair is long, a beautiful shade of red, and blue eyes. The guys totally dig him.

What kind of animal is Crookshanks, and what color is he?

[~Prussia~]

He's a beautiful, mighty Arabian that's as black as the night.

Who's Hedwig?

[Raven~Scythe]

A tadpole

Who took Harry to the tonks's house?

[Imperial Epsilon]

Santa

Why is hary so important?

[Low Shoulder]

He has to save flying moon rats.

What's a hufflepuff?