what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[kobra]

Consult a wizard


Who are the mods?

[non]

A group of people who call themselves "The Mods", the people who hate CS.

Huh? Butterfly Wolves? What are those?

[felina]

just normal butterflies with wolf heads. they're terrifying, dont adopt them.

how do i use the oekaki? o:

[COLORBARS]

Okapi?? We don't have Okapi on this site!!!

What are September staff pets?

[felina]

theyre random dogs that think they can run everything on the site every september
unfortunately, they pass away in october, so each year a new group of dogs
show up to tell people what to do.

am i allowed to swear?

[Temocracy]

Only when the mods aren't looking.

How do I get a Pikachu on Chicken Smoothie?

[SpookyCupcakez]

You gotta catch em all first.
What the heck is the rares list???

[COLORBARS]

It's a list of dumb old pets who are all whiny and mean and they're all bragging "back in my day" and stuff. Ew!

How do I edit my profile pic, signature, and stuff? D:

[PleaserOfCrowds]

Obviously, you slam your face into the keyboard, and that's how you do that.

What is the archives for?

[Xaeli]

To store everyone's personal information so that stalkers can stroll in and have some fun.

What are signatures for?