The last text you got says...

[wolғ;]

"Home by 8. Yes. Yes. X"

wow. k dad XD

[hellevi]

"it's so free i love it"

my friend describing my new hair cut :>

[Atheon]

"marry me"

[aluber]

now how am i gonna find the gay hermit crab pic

[skunkiii]

No it made sense but just relax XD I love you still don't worry about that or I'd be long gone XD

this text was from my ex, whom i still kinda have a thing for, who reassured me that if he didn't like me, he'd be gone by now, so i guess im good for now. XD

[xCyril]

"The trick is to copy projects often"
Some site that deleted a project I was working on

[MunchiiMoon]

'Babe, savannah tryna hit up on me'

My roommates 6 year old has been trying to flirt with my boyfriend

[Atheon]

"You did! He very cute."

[vhulpes]

"Every diabetic is different."

(my fiancé and I are discussing whether or not he should have taken his Lantis this morning haha)

[.Vellichor.]

"Oh boy" from my mom in reference to the man whose door we had to break down to rescue at work today.

Eventful morning, it was.