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[kaz(:]

Because there is a puking unicorn chicken across the road that likes tomato and needs it because it makes it puke rainbows instead of puke.

Why is there a yellow dog with 2 red circles and black ears and a squiggly tail on someone's signature on page 8?

[il diablo]

Its obviously trying to find its master, its dinner time and its having pepperoni soup with oranges.

Why is my dog eating poop?

[*Infinity*]

It tastes better than his dinner.

Why do people get so loud when they play games?

[Electric Raptor]

because the game has hypno powers

why did I steal your lungs?

[maplefoxie]

Because Gullible is on the ceiling!

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees?

[Lingering.Noodle]

The needles would hurt the fruit...

WHy are socks worn on feet?

[KingKazoo]

because feet are scared of everything

Why can't birds meow?

[feverish]

bc then cats would chirp and nobody wants to wake up to a fluffy mass going 'sqUAW' at 3 am

what do sheep count when they can't sleep?

[Rose Water]

Pickles, duh


How do I get my money back from the vending machine?

[PerryPaws]

Shove your soda in the money slot and say "REFUND!"

What is a cat?