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[the trickster]

Yes, they do, let's go fishing!

Does money grow on trees? I really need some.

[immersive daydreams]

Ofc they don't grow on trees, they grow on bushes. it's common knowledge bro


What'll happen if I throw a celery stick into the ocean?

[the trickster]

It will explode the entire world, tacos especially.

What will happen if I die?

[~Night Whispers~]

Then your metofisicolagical atoms will depart and leave this world only to regroup into a huge giga feld that if luck will contain life yet again



Why is the sky named John?

[dvnc]

The sky is named John because the sky is just a big giant fluffy human in disguise as fluffy clouds.


What happens if I eat food?

[Pepurrmint]

you get teleported to the 4th dimension and you cant process it so you die. the end.

why aren't water bottles used as clothing?

[the trickster]

Oh, no, you didn't know? They are the new fashion BRO!

Why are cats not made of unicorns?

[popsquirrel]

Because they are made out of fur and cat food

why is space black?

[the trickster]

It's not black, it's white, get it right!

Why are unicorns eating trees?

[Johnny Stevens]

because space is actually yellow

Why is emo music a thing?