by WhiteVial » Sat Feb 12, 2011 12:42 pm
Okay guys, you voted. The winner is...
*drumroll*
PRINT GETS ADDICTED TO RED BULL!!!
Heh, don't worry. I'll give you an insight. Savage and Lake WILL get together at some point. But for now...enjoy the newest Dear Puck!
Dear Puck,
Okay, I'm out of the stupid hospital. Thank gawd. For a minute I thought I would have to spend my life in that awful place.
Blergh.
Okay, so let's talk about the most INTERESTING thing that happened today...Print. I know right? Like, how could Print possibly be interesting? Well stop begging, I'll tell you.
Okay, so it was 2nd hour. When I walked into that room there was confetti all over the place, streamers, and cake stains. Written across the whiteboard, in very big letters, was 'HAMSTA DANZ!' And there was Print, with his cheese hat, doing break-dance moves while 'The Hamster Dance' was playing. When he saw us, he jumped reeaally high and said,
"HELLOKIDSWHAT'SUP!"
He said it suuper fast. Only Cami understood what he was saying. Anyway, he ran up to us and gave us all hugs so tight, I swear, I thought he was trying to sufficate us or something. Then someone asked,
"Uh, Mr.Print? I did my homework but I..."
"HOMEWORK?" He finally said it so that we could understand it. "WHO CARES??? IT'S WAY TOO CROUDED IN HERE.."
And then automaticlly, he flipped over all the chaires and desks and then screamed, "YA HOOOOO!!!!"
It was creepy. Very creepy. Oh, then this disco light came on, the room got all dark, and there was a light-up dance floor! I leaned over to Cami and said,
"What the smurf is up with Print?"
"WHO WANTS TO DANCE WITH PRINTY?!"
Cami glanced at me, yelled, "POTATOES!," and then did a bunch of really cool flips before going to dance with Print. Being her friend, I went too. And pretty soon the entire class was dancing. And then half an hour later, our classroom was the hot dance club room! I even saw Kade and the cheerleaders and everybody that was cool! It was EPIC. But then the power died. Right as Cami was about to land on Print's head. So then we both fell asleep.
When I woke up, the lights were back on. The whole place was deserted except for me and Cami.
"Whoa...that was so awesome." Cami said.
"Yeah..." I replied.
But then I saw it. It was not good. At all. Cylinders. Tin. Red. Bulls. ENERGY DRiNK! Print got hyped up on RED BULL!!!
"Cami." I said. "Print likes energy drinks."
"What?" She asked.
I tossed one at her head. She picked it up and looked at it.
"Well." She said. "We know one thing."
"What?"
"Red Bull causes awesomeness."
*facepalm*
Bye Puck.