They've found me. I can't run, all I can do is rip out the pages I've written on, if they find this, they can't know the things in here, it's far too dangerous. If, they don't find this but someone else does, whoever is reading this, beware of Team DNA.
"Team DNA"? Whatever that is. Strange. Well, they didn't find this.. thing? What are they called?
I have no idea.
So I was walking outside, and I found this, it looks like a book, those things humans read. I find lost things all the times, humans are so careless, they walk around here in lostlorn forest and always drop things! So what do we Pokemon do when we find this stuff?
Keep it! ^_^ I still wasn't sure what it was, because most of the pages are empty, aren't books meant to have words? With this book in paw, I walked back to my home, it's a hidden grotto.
Me: (I'm using the pretty pink crayon for my speech because I'm pink!) YO SIS I'M HOME! AND I FOUND THIS WEIRD BLANK BOOK!
Silver Fedora wearing Purrloin of Awesomeness: (She expects to be called the whole thing!) Hm?
My sister! Not biological though. She found me as an egg after her parents were caught, she couldn't find whoever my parents were so she kept me as a sister. Here's a drawing of me and her!
Oh and I should introduce me! I'm Lilyput and I'm a mew, and I'm super awesome!
Anyway, our conversation was:
Me: Do you know what it is?
Silver Fedora wearing Purrloin of awesomeness: I think it's one of those books humans write all about themselves in. I forgot what they were called though...
Me: Hm. Well I guess I should name it something I'm familiar with. How about Castelia cone, because it's white?
Silver Fedora wearing Purrloin of awesomeness: 'Kay.
So that is how you earned your name, Castelia cone~
Today me, Silver Fedora wearing Purrloin of awesomeness and my other friends were sitting near our favourite treestump, talking. Like we usually do.
Me: And yesterday I found this book where you write about yourself. So I wrote in it! But I didn't know what it was called so I called it a Castelia cone. Anyone wanna read it?
Draco: I WANNA READ IT-
Bubbles: I guess you don't really see the point. You see, they're called diaries, and they're private. So only the person who owns it reads and writes in it.
Draco is a shiny dratini, he came all the way from Kanto! And what would a shiny dratini from Kanto be doing here? I don't know, he never told us, he always changes the subject when we ask. And Bubbles is the oshawott, used to live in Professor Juni something's lab, before she got stolen, but she escaped. So she knows more about human things than any of us.
Me: If nobody is reading, then what's the point of writing it? And I think I like Castelia cone better.
Flare: Maybe far away in an alternate universe, your entries are put on this website called Chicken Smoothie for people to read.
Knight: I seriously doubt that. Well, not even doubt, that's impossible! Why do you always say crazy stuff like that Flare?! Gosh, so stupid.
And they are Flare and Knight. Flare is a Flareon, she believes in this thing called the "Fourth Wall", and Knight is a Kirlia, he's nice most of the time, but he gets really annoyed with Flare, and he ends up being really harsh..
Flare: COMING FROM A MALE POKEMON WITH A SKIRT!
Knight: IT IS NOT A SKIRT IT IS SIMPLY PART OF MY BODY.
Flare: Hmph. Really? And are you going to evolve into gardevoir and wear a dress?
Knight: IT IS NOT A DRESS GARDEVOIRS HAVE! AND NO I PLAN ON EVOLVING INTO GALLADE! SPEAKING OF EVOLUTION, WHY DID YOU CHOOSE TO BE FLAREON, IT'S THE WEAKEST EEVEELUTION!
Silver Fedora wearing Purrloin of awesomeness: Not again..
We all calmly put on ear muffs and turned away.
And that, Castelia cone is what me decide to keep writing in here.
You see, one day when we're all grown up, Knight and Flare will probably talk about how smart and mature they always were, but I will stick this page in their face and and be like "NOPE!"
And I guess I should record important stuff in here. But I'm still wondering, who the heck is Team DNA? And what do they want with the previous owner of this?
Every Saturaday, we have a tradition of going to Nimbassa city for a day of fun, this is what we usually do:
-I'd usually turn into a Meowth, so if we are seen by humans, none of them will freak out at the sight of a Mew, because I'm a really rare Pokemon!
-Sneak onto a Battle subway and watch battles.
- Then we go to the amusement park and sneak onto one of the rides.
- After that, we steal food from a food stand.
- Then we go break into the claw machine and steal some toys .
- Sneak in and watch a Pokemon musical, or a game in the stadium, depends on what is on.
- And finally, sneak onto the ferris wheel and watch the sunset.
Yeah, practically everything on that list is illegal, but where are we, Pokemon, supposed to get money? And even if we did have money, apparently Pokemon have to be with a trainer to do most of this stuff legally.
Silver Fedora wearing Purrloin of awesomeness: Hopefully this week's battle subway battles will be good..
Bubbles: Yeah, last time was so boring..
Last week, the only battle we ended up seeing in there was between two dittos, and only those two ditto. It was practically an endless cycle of them trying to transform into eachother, but failing. We left after 10 minutes of this, it was painful to watch.
Me: Yeah, that was awful.
We snuck onto the battle subway.. and you would never believe this but..
THOSE TWO TRAINERS WERE STILL THERE. We were all silent, and we all shouted "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" All at the same time.
We left right away. Those two trainers didn't even flinch when they heard six Pokemon shout. Really weird.
So we went to the amusement park, and went to the rollercoaster, we made sure nobody was looking, and then we all jumped into the car. For humans, only two could fit in, but because we're all kinda small, we all managed to fit in, though it's a little squished, the rollercoaster is really fun! I'm writing in here as we ride this rollercoaster. Apparently this used to be a Pokemon gym, but it moved, I don't know why though, we're not completely in touch with humans. I'm gonna stop writing now.
AHH! WHAT'S GOING ON!? WE'VE STOPPED AND THE WINDOW IS SMASHED... PANIC MODE!!!!
Then it hit me -
We've crashed! The rollercoaster car was upside down, and outside were other upsidedown rollercoaster cars. Apparently the end of the track had... exploded? How did that happen? We were trapped inside the car, everyone was injured in one way or another, we were at the bottom, it seemed hopeless. I turned to the rest of the group.
Me: Well.. I guess this is it.. Well, I'm glad I spent my last moments with you guys, my best friends.
Draco: I never thought it would end like this, but things never work out how you expect, huh?
Bubbles: Well, atleast we had a little bit of fun before we died..
Knight: Flare.. I uh.. I have a confession.. I've always.. I've always-
Suddenly a Tranquill flew at the window, and destroyed it with her talons, and also destroyed the door so we could get out, without saying anything.
Me: :o woah...
The tranquill flew over to the other cars and did the same, we saw injured and confused humans get out of the cars. We also got out, and that's when I noticed a huge pain in one of my legs, I fell over, and Silver Fedora wearing Purrloin of awesomeness helped me up. (Bah! I give up, I'm abbreviating her name to SFWPOA here, she won't mind as she won't read this)
Then she carried the humans back up to the top one by one, and some other Pokemon that were with the tranquill were helping them to the hospital if they had injuries. That Tranquill was rather small, but she managed to carry those humans up with no problem. Then she got to us, she picked me up first.
Me: Er.. who are you?
Tranquill: My name is Bead. And you're welcome.
Me: Bead? Weird name. Lemme guess your sister is String and your mother is Bracelet?
Bead: ._.
Me: Sister is Loomband and mother is Ring?
Bead: .__.
Me: Maybe you have a brother instead of a sister? Maybe his name is Bowtie!
Bead: .___. (Thinking: I seriously regret helping this one.)
I knew what she was thinking because I, a psychic type can read minds.
And I am appalled! But she did save my life.. She set me down outside, and brought Draco, Bubbles, SFWPOA, Flare and Knight up.
Bead: Okay, you're all up, and all the others are at the hospital, but what were you all doing on the rollercoaster without trainers?
SFWPOA: Uh..
Me: We sneak onto rides and steal food and hang out here every Saturaday!
Bead: You don't respect the law I guess. Well, I'm getting you all to the Pokemon center.
So that is why were all in beds in the emergency room of the Pokemon center. My paw was broken, Draco had a bent fin, Bubbles had a broken paw too, so did SFWPOA, Flare actually got two broken paws, and one of the horns on Knight's head was damaged.
I'm also unable to change form, so I'm stuck as a Meowth for a while, I'm in Meowth form, and I have a broken paw, not the ideal situation for writing in this Castelia cone.
Flare: So Knight.. what were you saying before?
Knight: Uh..
Flare: You love me ;)
Knight: N-NO! Y-you're foolish for thinking that, as always.
Flare: Oh.
Bubbles: So the explosion.. how did that happen? I mean, tracks don't normally just explode..
SFWPOA: Yeah.. who could of done such a thing?
I thought for a little bit, then spoke up.
Me: In my Castelia cone, the previous owner had gotten rid of all of the entries except one. They mentioned something called "Team DNA", now, if sneaking into people's houses and watching their TV's every now and then has taught me one thing, it's that a large group starting with "Team" means bad news 70% of the time. Maybe this Team DNA did it?
Draco: It's possible, but I don't think we should assume just yet. And you sneak into people's houses to watch their TVs?
SFWPOA: What would they want with blowing up a rollercoaster?
Me: -Sigh- I don't know..
And then our conversation ended. And it's the end of this entry.
It's been 10 weeks since that crash, and we were really bored of being stuck inside the Pokemon center until we've fully healed. It felt like forever. But this morning, Nurse Joy came in, took a look at us and said:
Nurse Joy: Good news! You're well enough to leave!
She took us outside, and went back to Lostlorn forest, but before that we noticed that the entrance to the amusement park was blocked, because they were doing repairs.
Me: I'm sure gonna miss that park...
SFWPOA: Well, it's not gone forever. It'll be back in like two months or so.
Me: TWO MONTHS IS FOREVER!
Flare: Well, 10 weeks felt like only 1 week and 2 days. So we 2 months will be over before you know it!
So we went back to the forest, and I morphed back into a Mew. Whew! I think I might of broken my record for how long I can stay in the form of another Pokemon. My previous record was 7 hours.
We all went to our homes. I'm gonna have a nap now.
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Two hours later
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Me: Hey sis ...(She's okay with me just calling her sis, but she prefers that everyone else call her by her full name.)
SFWPOA: Yeah?
Me: I'm bored ._.
SFWPOA: Hmm.. well there's a musical on tonight.
Me: Okay, let's go! What about Flare, Knight, Draco and Bubbles?
SFWPOA: Oh, they all went to the Football game.
Me: Without us?
SFWPOA: Yeah, when they were leaving, they wanted to invite us, but we were asleep. They left us a note, but I think it's too late to go to the game.
Me: Oh well. So should we get going for the musical?
SFWPOA: Yeah, let's go!
So I turned into a meowth and we both went to the Musical, and you will never believe what happened. It was crazy!
We were about to sneak into the theater, when we saw the owner of the musical talking on the phone.
Owner: Fifi and Lulu are sick?! What?! Why couldn't you have called me sooner, the show is about to start in 15 minutes! NO I DON'T HAVE ANY REPLACEMENTS! -Sighs and hangs up-
We felt sorry for the guy, and wondered how this would effect the show, but then he saw us. We thought we were as good as dead.
Owner: Y-you! Pokemon! Where are your trainers?
We both looked at eachother.
Owner: AHH! NO TIME, I'LL FIND YOUR TRAINERS LATER, COME WITH ME!
He grabbed us and took us to the dressing room, and dressed us up. The man tried to take off SFWPOA's fedora, but she hissed at him, so he left the fedora on. When he finished dressing us up, we looked like this:
I thought I looked okay, but I laughed at SFWPOA. She looked ridiculous!
SFWPOA: Oh no.. I see what's happening here...
Me: -Too busy laughing-
Owner: Okay! Meowth, you are the maid, and Purrloin, you're the spoiled rich daughter!
He shoved a script in our face like a crazy person.
Owner: Read da script, I'll be back!
He left us with the script and went off to do something, and I've been writing in here while he was gone.
Uh oh! He's back, better put you away..
I HAVEN'T READ THE SCRIPT. Heh heh.. whoops. We're about to go on stage, bye!

[url=http://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=57&t=3127333][img]http://i.imgur.com/bgbWndF.png[/img][/url]First of all, I decided to write the main stuff in a pink crayon instead, because the dark red crayon snapped in half. And I like this crayon better anyway ^ ^
Second of all... I can't believe we got out of this alive! Well, we've been in alot of situations that we could of died in before, and this one wasn't really deadly .. Well, maybe it could have been deadly? Whatever.
So I was pushed onto a set of a musical I knew absolutely nothing about. I didn't read the script at all. The first scene was just me and Silver. (Yeah, I'll just call her Silver, it's a little easier than the abbreviation.)
Me: (Whispers) Um.. I didn't read the script.. what's the musical about?
Silver: (Whispers) Yeah, I saw, you were writing in that... Castelia cone. Okay Lilypuy, the musical's about this maid who serves an evil rich family and wants to leave I guess.
Me: (Whispers) Oh, and I guess I'm the maid and I'm the good guy :3
Some people in the crowd: WHAT'S TAKING THOSE POKEMON SO LONG?! PREFORM!
Silver: ALRIGHT! GEEZ!
She began singing the obligatory exposition song.
Silver:
My family's plan on taking over Unova.. is almost complete.
One fire from daddy's mind control beam on the entire region,
and it's pretty much all ours!
But maid, before we can do this, we need alot of Mindacontroltron (obviously made up word made for the musical) to fuel the super weapon!
And YOU are going to steal it form the secret lab for us..
Is that clear?
I read her mind for my lyrics.
Me:
I've done quite enough for you!
And I don't want to be a part of this!
Why do you expect me to commit such a criiiime?
I'm not your flipping maid! (That wasn't part of the script, I put that part in, forgetting that I am the maid. Yeah I'm stupid, okay?)
Silver:
EXCUSE ME.
YOU ARE OUR MAID ACTUALLY,
DID YOU LOOSE YOUR BRAIN?
We completely forgot about sticking to the what the musical was supposed to be.
Me:
NO, BUT DID YOU MISTRESS?
I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISEEEEEEED!
Then the other Pokemon in the musical came onto the stage. There was a raichu, who wore a similar outfit to Silver, but her clothes were white, and a ducklett who wore a black tophat, and black cape. I presumed they were supposed to be the parents.
The ducklett who's name I later learned was named Riako: Um... you guys aren't sticking to the script :P
The raichu who's named I later learned was named Kiki: Can you blame them? The original was badly written anyway, and they haven't even had rehearsals! Let's just go along!
They went backstage again, and we just shrugged. Silver was about to sing more, but then the door on the set exploded with lightning, and Kiki stepped in with a stern look on her face. Awesome dramatic entrances for the win!
Kiki: What is this? Our maid is not doing what she is supposed to? We're going to have to do something about that. -Smiles evilly-
Me:
WHY AREN'T YOU SINGING THAT?
I THOOOOUGHT THAT THIS WAS A MUSICAL!
Kiki: Not everything has to be sung in a musical ._.
Me: Oh. Okay.. let's continue... YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Suddenly we had a super awesome fight scene, the audience was pretty much in awe. So the rich family was trying to beat the maid into submission using attacks, while I was just doing non Pokemon attacks. I don't really know any moves that a meowth is supposed to know, so if I used my actual attacks, it would look pretty suspicious. I suck at battling anyway :P Luckily they were going easy on me, so the good guy could win..
Then this happened:
Kiki: Come back here! -Fires electroball-
Me: Nope! -Kicks the electroball-
The electroball bounced around, and hit the fake chandelier on the set, making it fall and smash. We all jumped away from it. The audience giggled, they found it rather amusing. Then the rest of the characters looked at me.
Silver: Maid, like, clean that up!
Me: No.
Riako: We do not take kindly to defiant maids.
Me: And I don't take kindly to serving an evil, stupid family.
I'm tired... It's pretty late. I'll write the rest tomorrow~
Night Castelia Cone!
GOOOOOD MORNING CASTELIA CONE!
Usually, at this time I'd go to the berry tree with Silver to get something to eat, but I have this continue writing about the musical, since I kind of left you hanging. And I don't want to let your answers of what would happen left unanswered! actually it's because i'm too lazy to get out of my hammock and go outside so i'm writing in here instead.
SO... where were we?
Me: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! -Runs off stage-
Kiki: She will pay.
The curtains closed. It was time for the break.
Owner: I have no idea what you were doing and that wasn't really part of the script..
Me: We're in trouble aren't we.
Owner: But the audience seems to enjoy it.. So I'll let you have the musical your way, but next time, stick to the script.
He walked away, and we all got into a circle and talked about what we should do for the rest of the musical.
After that, it was time to go back on.
Me: Okay. EVERYONE GET INTO PLACE, WE'RE BACK ON!
Narrator (Custard the Wigglytuff): And the maid got away... and was walking through the forest, for about an hour..
Obviously, there was a human repeating that for the humans, because those silly beings cannot understand Pokemon talk. They don't translate the rest of the musical, as everyone can tell what's going on without understanding us.
My character was walking through a forest.
Me: I'm going to do something about this... they're probably going to try and get it themselves.. -Laughs- Nah! They're too lazy, they couldn't possibly-
Suddenly the giant canon prop appeared right in front of me.
Me: OMG A CANNON OMGGGGGGG WHAT THE FLIP?! IT'S IN MY PATH!
Kiki: -Jumps out from behind cannon- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Why does everyone who is evil laugh like that?
Silver: -Also comes out from behind- Because, it's the trend.
Riako: Hah hah! We got the Mindcontroltron on our own, and we're going to fire it.. BUT YOU'RE HERE?!
Me: Oh you know.. running away from you. But you stole the Mindcontro- heh heh I can't say that with a straight face. But yeah, you stole that in under an hour?
Riako: Well, yeah. Since when does logic matter?
Kiki: -Presses button-
Then the lights dimmed, and a blue light came out of the cannon, which was a spotlight inside it.
Me: NOOOOOO! You shall never get away with this!
Kiki: Well.. we kinda did because we fired the cannon.
Riako: What are you going to do abou-
Rock music began playing as I jumped at the cannon and destroyed it. Don't worry about the spotlight, another psychic Pokemon helping with the set used teleport to get the spotlight out so it wouldn't break.
Kiki, Silver and Riako: NO!
Me: FREEDOM FOR ALL!
-Sings-
You will never take,
One's own will to think!
...
Their minds are not yours!
WHAT IS THIS ALL FOR?!
World domination?!
A goal you'll never reach!
Kiki sent an electro ball towards me. I dodged it.
Kiki: -Sings-
Don't you get too cocky,
you may have destroyed our cannon,
but you cannot destroy our ambition,
this world shall be ours!
Just you wait!
Kiki then sent a thunderbolt at me, and I intercepted it with an ice beam. The audience gasped, some of them were probably surprised, others, maybe they were impressed that a meowth was able to use ice beam.
Kiki: WOAH. HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?!
Me: Erm... I'm a special Meowth!
Then we both stopped, and Kiki pretended to faint, and so did Riako and Silver. The curtains closed, and then re-opened with the set changed to a prison.
Custard: And so, the evil rich family were sent to jail for their evil deeds, and the maid? She went on to become a police lady, and protected the world of Pokemon. The end~
The human translated, and the curtains closed, and the audience was clapping.
Me: Whew!
Kiki: Wow! That was actually pretty fun!
Riako: Yeah, I've never been in a musical where it was the Pokemon writing the story!
Kiki: But.. how did you use icebeam?
Me: Uh..
Silver: Yeah, it was good. Um, can I talk with Meowth please, alone?
Kiki: Okay! We'll give you some privacy.
Kiki and Riako walked away.
Silver: Okay... DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN.
Me: What do you mean?
Silver: You used a move impossible for a real meowth to do infront of a whole bunch of people! What were you thinking?!
Me: Um... maybe they thought it was special effects?
Silver: BUT... -sigh- Just don't do that again? If a human found out you were a mew...
Me: The bad humans might hunt me down, use me for my power, blah blah blah... But I'm pretty sure there weren't any of those kinds of people in there! Don't worry~ So is our private conversation done?
Silver: -Sigh- Yes.
We walked out to the lobby, and there were alot of Pokemon and their trainers who had been watching the show. A Mienfoo walked up to me from behind.
Mienfoo: -Taps my shoulder- Um.. that was very impressive out there!
Me: Thank you!
Mienfoo: Wow.. I can't believe I'm talking to a star! You're very lovely ^-^
She walked away. There were alot of Pokemon after that talking to us about how much they loved the showed. I feel very happy that I made so much people and Pokemon happy!~ After that, the owner of the musical went up to me and Silver.
Owner: Everybody loved your performance at the show! I still don't know who your trainers are, but maybe some day you can come back and preform again?
Me and Silver glanced at eachother, and we nodded. I tore a piece of paper out of you, and wrote "Maybe someday we may come back" and gave to the owner, and then we both went home. Whew! Well, I'm hungry, see ya Castelia cone!

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