DerpClan vs CrazyClan new and accepting!

[astral.cricket]

Cookiestar went to the fresh-kill pile, only to find Obesefart hogging all the food! The she-cat snuck her paw over and grabbed a banana that was floating above the rest of the food. Success!


Potatofeet woke up with a start. He needed to teach Sparklepaw how to fly! "Sparklepaw!" He honked, flying over to her.

Shadow sat down to eat the rabbit, unaware she was still in CrazyClsn territory. She took a bite of the pizza-flavored prey, wishing there where no mushrooms.

[scorpiongrasses]

Obesefart suddenly started foaming at the mouth. He had lost the ability to walk, so he started rolling towards him. Then, he tooted and used it as a boost to fly into the air and grab the banana.

Sparklepaw glared at Potatofeet. "Hon, your fur is a mess. I know we organized my flying lessons today but you need to come down her so I can fix that rat ness." She said, already grabbing her beauty supplies.

[astral.cricket]

Potatofeet sighed and rolled over to Sparklepaw. "Fine," he growled. "But make it quick."


Cookiestar began to fly and her eyes glowed red as she got angry. She started growing and turned green, then snatched the banana from the elder. "You won't like me when I'm hungry," she warned, returning to her normal size and color. Cookiestar quickly ate the banana.

[scorpiongrasses]

Obesefart sighed and rolled over to the fresh kill pile and continued eating his cheeseburgers.

"Get in the stream. I can see actual date in your fur!" Sparklepaw exclaimed. She pulled back his fur and pulled out a tiny, tick sized rat.

[astral.cricket]

Potatofeet sighed and stepped into the warm bubble bath that was the stream.


Cookiestar finished the banana and flew up to the high rock, and called "All cats old enough to say super-cali-fragi-listic-expi-ali-docious, gather beneath the highrock for a Clan meeting!



Shadow sighed and headed over to the stream for a bubble bath.

[ghostmaker]

Username: .pastelpixels
Name: Dogeface
Clan: DerpClan
Rank: Warrior
Code word: lolxomg
Other: this looks so amazing and weird.. i love it c:

[astral.cricket]

Accepted! I'm glad you like the concept!

[scorpiongrasses]

Sparklepaw splashed the water all over Potatofeet and starting rubbing in the shampoo, pulling out the occasional tiny mouse.

Obesefart stopped. Could he say that? "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." He said to himself, then rolled over to the high rock.

(Yo Pastel how u doin)

[ghostmaker]

Dogeface got up and padded outside, sitting down at the base of the highrock. "Such doge. Much wow."

[ sorry for the short post, but i have to eat dinner, i'll be back! ]

[ yo fennek ]

[astral.cricket]

"I said EVERYONE who can say super-cali-fragi-listic-expi-ali-docious!" Cookiestar yelled. "Hurry up!" Turning to Obesefart, she added lIke didn't know you could say super-cali-fragi-listic-expi-ali-docious?"


Potatofeet sighed. At least Sparklepaw wasn't putting makeup on him...