by zippo. » Sun Aug 07, 2016 6:22 am
Username: Zippo♥
Name: Robert doggo or better known as Bobbert and Bob
Joke:
man: I need an ambulance my wife is going into labor
911 operator: alright sir is this her first born?
man: no this is her husband
a woman is at her father's deathbed, they haven't spoken in years.
"Dad, I'm sorry" she cries
"Hello, sorry" he says, "I'm dead"