Dear Journal (The Diary Of An (Almost) Normal Dog.)

[ZombiePoodle]

Lol, okay, can't wait to see more of yours!

[ZombiePoodle]

Dear Bob,

OMG. Like I said before, OMG. Alright journal Bob, I bet you're really wantin' to know what happened, who he was, what he looked like, et cetera et cetra! So I'll tell you, and end your misery. Maybe...okay, yeah, sure, I'll tell you.
He was a she. (Kidding!! Kidding, just kidding...)
His name is Danny and he's like, really cute. Right? Erhrm. You'd better agree with me Bob, unless you want to meet Mr. Fire...(Urm...I mean, unless you want to like...burn to ashes. Can you believe me? Still talking to a...book thing...)
So yeah, Danny came up, and he glanced at Emmie, I'm like, "Emmie, you can go now." Of course she didn't want to go, but she did.
That's when I leared more about Danny. Let's see...he's cute and smart, (but not too smart) and he's also really sweet. He likes to play soccer (my favorite sport (I told you you'd learn more about me, lol.)) and, well, he's sooo many other things that I'd want in a guy.
So he walked me home. (because my home is in walking distance of the school, it's acctualy kinda close to his house too.)
When we got to my house, he asked me, like, y'know, to my face, like I told him to.
He said, "So Carmen, now that you know who I am, will you go out with me?"
"Nah."
That left him with googly eyes. I mean, he was like WHAT?!?!
I laughed at him and told him, "I'm kidding bug eyes!"
He visibly relaxed.
"Yeah Mistery Man, 'Course I'll go out with you," I said, "On one condition."
"Yeah Carmen, anything."
"You have to guess my favorite color."
Danny hesitated, looking me over to see if I was wearing more of one color than others. Of course I wasn't, I mean, I had a rainbow shirt on...so kinda hard.
"Blue?" He said.
"Stalker!" I yelled and started to run away.
"Hey," He said, "Unfair, it was a guess!"
"Of course it was, it's not even my favorite color." I said, stopping.
"Wha--?"
Yeah, I'm good at stumping people, I mean, you should've seen his face. I was almost doubled over laughing.
"Green is." I siad between laughter.
He laughed with me.
Yeah. I'm a gangsta pranksta. (minus gangsta...)
So I went inside and after some goodbyes and talk to you laters, he left for his house.
We were both smiling. Yup. Very fun.

Bye for now Bob, I'll write later. Gotta go eat dinner now, and don't wanna get anything of your pages right. Oh yeah...about that food stain...I can explain, wasn't me...uh, well that's a lie....okay I'm going to shut up now because I'm talking to a book, must be going crazy. Oh, here's dinner.

So yeah, Ta-ta Bob!

[ZombiePoodle]

Dear Bob,

This morning I got a call on my cell from Danny, he wanted to know if I wanted to get ice cream with him. Well, I'd been grounded for throwing PB+J at my sister, Tosha, so I told him that if he could find a trampoline or a bouncy house or a rope, et cetra et cetra, that I could jump/climb down from my window. Ah, but he chose something like, WAAAY outa my brain zone. I mean, I was really looking forward to that bouncy house, it sounded really fun...
Yup.
He acctually called my HOME PHONE (after he bugged me enough to give him the number) and asked my parents NICELY. So, my mom like, instantly caved, and got my dad to let me go.
Everything was sooo awesome untill Danny got there. Whoa whoa whoa, don't get me wrong, Danny's awesome, but MY DAD made everything go wrong.
He did the UNTHINKABLE. He told me to wait in my room while he....he...TALKED to Danny. My dad never talks to anyone!
So right now, I'm up in my room, freaking out. You know, because he's probably going to scare my really hot boyfriend away with threats and all that nonsence!?
Well, gotta go Bob, I hear the tell-tale knock on my door that means I can go.
I'd better not be dad telling me that Danny ran away.
Puh...
Bye.

--Carmen

Horray for short entries!!

[Noctyrn]

Dads....*Sigh*

Love it so far! Moar...NOW!

[ZombiePoodle]

Ikr? Dadz....Hmmm...


Dear Bob,

So, like, Danny was still there. (Thank goodness.) It was him who knocked on my door, so I immediately jumped up, ran and hugged him, exclaiming, "Oh thank God he didn't kill you!"
Haha, he makes the funniest faces when he's surprised and stuff.
So I poked him and asked if we were going, and he takes me to get ice cream.
Did I mention he has a car? Yeah, he's got a driver's license...um....why wouldn't he?
Anyways, we got icecream at this awesome little corner ice cream shop called Icy Cream's Ice Cream. We both got double stacked mint chocolate chip.
I was just about to take a giant lick off my cone, when a little puppy started crying nearby.
Ow. My ears.
Anywho, the little guy had dropped his icecream, and his...big brother? I couldn't really see the bigger dog, but his two friends were laughing at the pup.
Those meanies, they'd pay for laughing at a sad pup.
So I gave my cone to Danny and told him I'd be right back. He started to protest but I shoved my ice cream into his paws and strode over to the big bad wolfies. Haha. Big bad wolfies...
I put my paw on the puppy, paying no attention to the 'big bad wolfies' and gave the little guy some moolah(sorry, how do you normal people say it, cash? Money? Green Paper?) Well I gave him some money and took him to buy another ice cream cone.
When I took him back, I finnaly got a look at the dog that he confirmed as his big brother. Well. Big surprsie. The little guy told me his name was Laerk. Uhm, anyways.
'Big bro' was staring at me, still wide-eyed from the shock of me helping his little bro to which he was being mean. His two idiot friends were poking him and chuckling, because they knew that we knew eachother and it seemed that they loved making fun of his pradicament.
OUR pradicament.
Who was he?
Shut up and you'll find out.
"Uh, hey Carmen." Said the big bad wolfie known as Laerk's brother and also known as....dun dun dun....dun dun....DUN....dun...sigh.
Umn, I gave him an evil stare. "Tyler, you are SO MEAN!" I shrieked at him, spinning around and almost walking into Danny, who had come up behind me, unnoticed. He was staring evily at Tyler too. Hehe, that was funny.
Then he turned to me, and pretended not to know that the three idiots were there, he gave me my ice cream and put his hand on my shoulder, steering me away.

We talked for a while, but Danny must've realized I wasn't in the mood for talking, so he took me home.
I gave him a kiss to the cheek goodbye.
Hmm, what? Oh, just cause he's my boyfriend doesn't mean that I'm going to acctualy, like, KISS him. It's not really that official yet. Especialy not with my dad watching from the window. Lol, he thought we didn't know he was there, that is, untill I dared Danny to wave goodbye to him. It was super funny cause he even decided to blow a kiss to my papa.
Haha, Dad looked ready to explode, his face was so red. Hehe, so red that a brick would be jelous.
So I watched Danny leave and then went up to my room.
I lay on my bed. And thought about Tyler.
UGH, he was sooo mean! Well..no, I mean, he was really nice to me, but he was SO MEAN to his little brother.
I can't believe I ever had a crush on him.
Well...I still do have a crush on him...but...yeah.
His poor little bro...

Anyways, I'm tired, going to take a nap now Bob.

Night Bob...or, Afternoon Bob. (Whatever....)

-Carmen

[ZombiePoodle]

Dear Bob,

Today was horrible. Kinda. Well...yeah.
I went to the corner where my bus comes to, and there were a couple other kids there, Emmie, who doesn't live to far away, and of course Danny. (Remember I said his house was walking distance?)
Oh, and the school was walking distance too, but you know why we take the bus?
Course you don't, you're a freaking book...
We take the bus because we can hang out, harrass the bus driver, AND best yet, it goes all over the place to pick kids up, and gives us time to hang out before school.
Okay, so the school has these *rules* that we can't eat, drink, have electronics, et cetra et cetra, on the bus or in the hallways at school. Well, our bus driver, Mr Snow is totaly rad.
He lets us go against about every rule there is.
Okay, not really, just the simpler ones.
So we were having this epic paper-ball war.
Um..yeah...things didn't go so good.
One of the papers trown, went under the brake. We ended up standing out in the cold snow.
Yikes.
We hid the paper wads in our pockets and shoes and backpacks and wherever.
Mr. Snow was going to have to tell the other bus driver (who came to get us in our strandedness) what really happened, but this one kid, he had other plans.
Before Mr. Snow could speak, he jumped up and down, yelling, "I did it! I did! I sabotaged the bus! Don't get in trouble for me Mr. Snow!"
I know what you're thinking. Even if you are a book...
You're probably thinking, OMG that's that one idiot-retard-stupid-idiot-friend of stupid-idiot-Tyler's who was laughing at Laerk!
Well. He must like getting in trouble huh?
O_O
Did I just draw in my journal?
Umm....
So, while some idiot cliche girls were snickering about how braaaave he was to take the blame, I was all like, "HUFF."
Danny came up behind me. "Hey, isn't that the guy--?"
"Yeah." I snap, looking away from the idiot.
Haha. I had just come up with a sinister plan.
Okay, not so sinister, but whatever.
Oh, yeah, this was going to blow everyone's minds.
Remember, told you I was good at blowing minds Bob.
So...
Yeah, back to the plan..what was it again? Oh, yeah, plan of not-so-sinister-evilness-and-a-bit-of-doom-(also not-so-sinister...).
"LAIR!"
Oh yeah. That was me.
I walked over to him, looking kinda angry.
"You lair, I bet you wouldn't even know HOW to 'sabotage' a bus! Hah, you laugh at sad pups who drop their ice cream, I sabotage busses!"
Big mistake.
Haha.
Oops.
Yeah, he looked REALLY mad. Maybe he really had sabotaged the bus. More likely, he was mad at me for taking away is '30 seconds of fame'.
All the cliche girls had stopped giggling.
Oh, but I started giggling, laughing, DIEING.
Okay, not dieing.
Um...back to the point.
*Evil laugh*
[].[]
Really, no more drawing...
So yeah, laughing, not dieing.
I was laughing.
And everyone wanted an explaination, right?
A bunch of kids were talking at the same time.
I caught a couple quetions.
"Is she telling the truth?"
"Were you really laughing at a pup?"
"Omai, this would make and excelent YouTube vid!"
Not really....I mean, seriously, YouTube?
The bus drivers were trying-and failing miserably-to get the kids to be quiet.
Only one thing could do that.
Answers.
Yeah, I'm so dramatic.
"SHUT UP!" I yell, flailing my arms around.
They shut up.
What!? I did tell them to. My voice is powah.
Not really.
Ehem.
"Yes, he was laughing at Laerk-Tyler Ardson's littler brother-him, and Tyler, and their friend. But that's not the point. I sabotaged the bus, because I wanted to be late for school. Less homework. HE--" I jab my finger at the kid, who's name must be Zigs, cause that's when kids seemed to be calling him.
I just as soon keep calling him idiot.
So, I jab my finger at Zigs/idiot, and go on.
"He," I repeat. "It seems, thinks that he can go and take all the credit for my work. Go ahead, send me to the princible's office, it's my mom in there y'know, and she's already taken away my previous boyfriend, so what, tell me I can't see Danny anymore? Ha, like I'd care. Nooo, you can send me to juvi for all I care! Maybe I'm crazy. Send me to a insane asylum! Haha! Nothing matters to me anymore. Petty idiots are all that await me at school. Stupid kids who laugh at helpless puppies that just wanted to eat their ice cream in peace!" I was screaming at the end. BEFORE the end.
I way over did it.
DID I SAY I DIDN"T CARE ABOUT DANNY!?
OMG I think I AM going crazy.
Pshyco.
Insane.
Loco.
Normal me.
Tired.
Stupid.
Screaming.
Messed up.
Crazy.
Loco.
Um.
Yeah, that was a BIG mistake.
I started to walk down the street, towards home. No one tried to stop me. I'd just poored my heart out to all the kids who ride my bus.
I'd just said that I didn't care about DANNY.
Oh no. Danny.
I pass him, he's staring at me. Like everyone else.
Even Emmie's shocked.
Now that I think of it, I might really have sabotaged that bus.
I've definately sabotaged my life.
I hug myself and keep walking, I make sure that no one thinks I'm running away(even though I want to.) I stand up strait, stare back at those staring at me, don't look back.
I get home.
Uhoh, dad's there.
He has an afternoon job, so there's always someone at home.
He looks at me with surprise as I walk in.
"Hey, what happened? No school?"
"No...just a ruined life..." My voice cracks.
He puts down his butter knife. (Um, I'd better let you know that he was making a sandwich, not like killing anyone.) "How many people did you shoot sweety?" He joked, but stopped at my stare. "You wanna talk about it?"
"Yeah." I say. NO. Of course I don't want to talk about it! But'd prolly be better to get it out.
"Daddy," I begin, then tell him the rest.
"Everybody probably hates me now!" I shreek, holding my face as tears stream out of my eyes.
"Nonsence." He says. "Look, all you have to do is call your friends and Danny, tell them it was a joke, and become friends again."
"You don't get it daddy, it was soooo real! I WAS real. They know when I'm joking. And I'm not sure about Danny. I mean, I like him, a lot, but...I don't know. I think I'd be sad if we weren't together anymore, but would I really care? That's what really scares me."
My dad just pats me on the back, his face set in a grim exspression.
"Go up to bed Car. You can have the day off from school today."
"Oh thanks," I say sarcasticly "Yay."
Everybody at school probably knows by now. Gossip and all. Ehhh. I'm a freak. That's what they'll think of me as. They'll all hate me.
I run up to my room before more tears come.
And yeah. They're spattering on your pages right now Bob.

*Sigh...*

I'm going to stay in my room untill school gets out.
Then I'll call my friends.
Or maybe I'll go to their houses and tell them that I was joking.
Nah. I'll call them.
But, I'll go to Danny's later. In person.

Bye Bob.

-Carmen


I DO NOT OWN YOUTUBE.

[ZombiePoodle]

Dear Bob,

Today...um....this happened. (Oh, yeah, I called Emmie, Clair, and Cody, told them about what was going on. They forgave me. But I still haven't called Danny...)

I got up to go to school (After telling my mom what'd happened yesterday) but I rode in with my mom. Y'know, the whole bus thing and all?
We got to school, and I went to my locker as momma went to her office to do office-y things...
On the way to my locker...I um, you guessed it, ran into Danny, like literaly.
"Oh, sorry, I uhh--" I skooted past him, but he grabbed my arm.
"Carmen, what was all that about!? On the bus...?" He looked really hurt. Oh, like, in his eyes, not like, black eyes though...
"I...I'll tell you later Danny, but it...I just...I don't know...I'll tell you later." And with that, I got out'a there.
I went to my locker, got my stuff, and headed straight to class.
Umhm.
Here's where I walk in and everyone stares at me...because of all the gossip and all.
Yup.
Mr. Ardson looks up from his computer. About half the class looks up from whatever they were doing.
Did I mention that only about half the class was there because of it being early and all?
Well, now I have.
"Ah, welcome back Miss Carmen," Mr. Ardson brakes the silence.
I take my seat and keep my mouth shut while I work on make-up schoolwork.
The rest of the kids come into class.
Class starts out with Mr. Ardson talking about some Civil War and blah-blah-blah...
I pretend to pay attention.
By staring off into space.
And twirling my pencil around.
Mr. Ardson somehow notices. (Even though I'd say I was being a pretty good actor...)
Anyways, he asks me, "Carmen, how many times have I told you NOT to do that?" He says somewhat sarcasticly, refering to my pencil and starting into space stuff.
"Umm..." I said, "As...many times as I've done it?"
Umhm. I'm cool.
Not really.
Ah...depression hurts.
Does cymbolta help?
I've heard it does.
But who can trust commertials?
*Sigh*
Anyways...
Class ended.
Well. I went through all my classes fine.
Lunch was horrible. Gossip travels sooooo fast. I kept getting stares and all that good bad stuff.
My last period class has Danny in it.
Yeah.
I'll tell you how that goes when I'm done with it.

Seyenora Bobby.

Ttyl.

--Carmen

[~Night and Darkness~]

Thats so sad im sorry carmen i hope you feel better and yeah deppresion dose hurt .........iv done the same thing in my school before but with a boy that i like and i couldnt go home like you did....... it sucked......

[ZombiePoodle]

C:
Yeah, sorry to hear that.

(Umn, it didn't really happen to me though, this story is just for fun.)
Thought I should add that ^

[Miss Captain Sexy]

this is good! i have a pet dary too...