Waiter, there's a _____ in my soup! - MODS LOCK: NEW THREAD

[ZukoLove]

Thank you, we like tips.
Waiter, my soup is not here yet!
P.S Aww, ^-^SammiGoRawr^-^, I totally aggree with your signature!

[Silent Scream]

Be patient please, Ma'am.

Waiter, there's a pleather jacket in my soup

(ColourBurst: it's not mineDx I found it on Photobucket and I almost cried because it reminded me of L so much!^^ I could send you a link if you'd like)

[Wild Mothman]

Clean it up and you can keep it

Waiter, there is a man hanging out of a really big spaceship, pointing a gun at me in my soup

[ZukoLove]

Why, isn't that nice? *whispers* Humour her...
Waiter, why on earth does my soup have a "$1,000" sign in it?
(^-^SammiGoRawr^-^:Thanks so much, I'd love that!)

[Silent Scream]

because if there were no "$1,000" sign in your soup then your soup would be poor. Do you really want to do that to your innocent, defenseless soup?! You monster...

Waiter, there's a miniature bowl of soup in my soup.

[Auzzeren]

Yes, the soup can now reproduce.

Waiter, there's a Waiter in my soup!

[Wild Mothman]

Tony, get out of the soup!

Waiter, there is a steak in my soup

[ZukoLove]

Oh really? I'm sorry, but the only meat we have is chicken. You probably just want another free soup.
Waiter, my sister appeared in my soup!

[starna]

Oh, sorry. would you like your brother?

Waiter, there is a bead in my soup.

[Candied Snow]

no thats just a fly

waiter there is a book in my soup