Things That Amuse You V.3

[Sombra Main]

I farted while saying "I love you"

[друг]

I farted while saying "I love you"

If they answer with a fart, it's true love.

[dudevinci]

STORY TIME
so one day i was feeling quite lonely and bored and just plain sad tbh
and i remembered about a year or so ago i used to play on this website called CPPS.me
now whoever who doesnt know what a "cpps" is it basically means

Club
Penguin
Private
Server

it's a hack for club penguin so you can use codes and stuff to get cool things
[ and yes, everyone's a member, so all the stuff is legit ]
there are more websites like this, but the most popular one is this one.
I went and made an account, my username "edge mcgee"
and when i came on, i immediately went ahead and said "i think i have the best username in this server"
some nine year old kid wanting to show off his knowledge of cuss words then proceeded to call me a not so nice word for gay,the c-word and then a female dog, all in the same sentence.

i didnt even /respond/
i just went around saying hi to people and snorting irl bc that guy was DESPERATE for my attention

so then this other person [ let's call him eli ]
comes up to me saying "teach me how to be edgy like you!"
and i replied," the key, is just to be chill, my man, my dude, my chestnut roasting in a fire, and not give a single crap,"
[ these are my exact words i swear
i used these many commas ]

and we ended up talking and then scREAMING BECAUSE BOTH OF US HAVE TUMBLR AND LIKED THE SAME THINGS AND EVEN SHIPPED THE SAME SHIPS

and our music interests were so similar,,,

it was amazing
i found a new friend

and eli wasnt even /expecting/ anyone to have a tumblr on that godforsaken website.

we're friends now, obviously ;w;

[Sombra Main]

I farted while saying "I love you"

If they answer with a fart, it's true love.

I was saying it to my mom

[kloppo]

That moment when Elena of Avalor starts and you just CANT LOOK AWAY.

haha same thing happened to me!

[друг]

I farted while saying "I love you"

If they answer with a fart, it's true love.

I was saying it to my mom

Oh no. Oooooh nooooooo

[winged-backpack]

So the 6 or 7 year old who lives next door was in my room about 10 minutes ago (his mum is helping to prepare for dad's wedding next weekend) and for context I have these 2 canvasses covered in magazine cutouts of people from bands.

So he comes in my room and he points at a picture of Gerard Way (killjoy era) and says "he looks like someone from a scary movie I saw."

So I'm already laughing, but I ask him what movie he means. He says he can't remember the name but that "he was a zombie but he turned back at the end".

So he leaves and I immediately put this story on snapchat but as I am I'm thinking "is that the plot of Warm Bodies?" (bearing in mind I've never seen it, only trailers). I look it up and it legitimately is the plot...

So basically what he was saying is Gerard Way looks like a zombie...this was just hilarious to me

tl;dr

= according to my 6/7 y/o next door neighbour.

[Gummy Maggots]

Me:*practices really hard on a practice sheet to help my mom color a drawing she made for my dad's birthday*
Me: *keeps practicing*
Me: ok so this is super important to get right
Me: It's for dad so I really ned to make this perfect
Me:ok FOCUS
Me: super important
Me: *draws outside of the lines thefirst thing i do*
Me: well then

[winged-backpack]

The fact that it's currently 00:25 where I am, everyone else in the house is asleep and I'm still up singing along to Backstreet Boys...this is what my life has come to

[wayward will]

i just caught a mouse
it bit me e.e