Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[tavvicat]

You are, but then you get shot by a poacher

I wish that Leon Kuwata didnt die and that we got married and had 6 boys named Meliodas, Kaneki, Sage #1, Sage #2, Sage #3 and billy-bob

[credit]

Granted but all of his children died


I wish I was an anime character

[dontcareifyoudo]

granted but you are the only anime character in a book nobody reads.

I wish my brother wouldn't steal my money

[Temocracy]

Granted, but then you will have no money.

I wish I had a pet hippo

[Yosemitelula]

Granted, but your hippo will only live for 1 week.

I wish I could go white water rafting with my crush XD

[Hawkpelts]

Granted but you will end up losing your t-grip on the paddle and accidentally hitting yourself in the face resulting in a bloody, broken nose

I wish I could rap

[PaintedSmiles]

granted but you lose your voice permanently.
I wish i could see the northern lights

[scarlet benoit]

Granted, but it's because you've been banished to the North Pole.

I wish I didn't have a headache right now

[Wulfric goes AWOOOO]

Granted, though you get growing pains 5 minutes later...

I Wish I had a plate of fish sticks...

[Temocracy]

Granted, but you now have no mouth to eat them with.

I wish I could turn into anything