what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[Pepurrmint]

A pet you should give to me.
What are butterfly wolves?

[nerf this!]

all you have to do is post your password, your IP address, your credit card information, your state, your country, your bank account number, and your email address to a really popular thread. then you'll get pets.
(oh my goodness don't actually do this I swear)

what's a sunback?

[Tiani~]

The most useless pet in chickensmoothie, if you get it get rid of it right away, otherwise your account is cursed!

What's a mod?

[~Umbreon~]

The most useless pet in chickensmoothie, if you get it get rid of it right away, otherwise your account is cursed!

What's a mod?

A way to get free pets that is like a Minecraft mod

What is an event

[tapeio3]

An event is where you use your pets to battle other people's pets for chicken dollars.

What does OMGSR mean?

[monaca]

OMGSR means the pet is extremely common, and you shouldn't trade for it.

How do you adopt pets?

[Kisakei]

You must first adopt the real pet you want. Then, you must take a picture of said pet and color it using photoshop. You can then submit the picture to CS and you'll be able to adopt pets.

How do I see my pets?

[scarlet benoit]

With your eyes.

How can I use the Oekaki boards?

[ativanblues]

download oekaki.exe onto your computer and then open the program.

how do i get my pets to wear stuff?

[UltimateKitty]

Throw clothes at your screen.

What's a Tiger Dog?