what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[TricksterGabriel]

you have to shut down your computer in order to log out

What is a bump?

[Darkamil]

A bump is a pineapple that ate cheetos.

How do I change my avatar?

[.neon]

You have to walk a thousand miles and you will reach the dorito god he will give you a stick figure avatar if hes feeling awesome he will give you a dat boi avatar.

How can i edit my trade settings?

[Darkamil]

You need to pray for the Holy Potato

How do I put a gif?

[lady beneviento]

First you need to roll away from responsibilities

How do I change my forum avatar?

[finn!]

you don't. wait for it to change itself. trust me.

how do i get a cool signature?

[fairygutz]

you tickle your left foot!

where do I get food for my pets?

[Darkamil]

At the market! Duhhh!

How do I pet my pet?

[67Phlox]

You must give your cat a nice pat and talk to it. If you come back to your computer, a picture of tess petting your pet will appear.

Someone's being naughty! What should I do?

[magpie-]

Join them.

How do I get rares?