what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[67Phlox]

While you go "outside". It's very random. + Rares? Why not very rares, omg so rares or legends?

Why is this site called chickensmoothie and not cute animals and aliens?

[Darkamil]

Because reasons

How do I see that I have a message?

[67Phlox]

Check your mail. o3o

Why people are so hyped for events?

[yinsum]

:: because they get to marvel over art

what is oekaki?

[Kesidi]

It is kind of cake that can be found hovering around so called Oekaki forums

How do you request trade to someone?

[Darkamil]

You throw pineapples at them, then ask "HEY WANNA DATE?"(I'm not sorry at all)

How do I use different font colors?

[.sharky]

you throw ur laptop at ur cat

how do i get rare fast?

[Darkamil]

You throw trees at people to get 'em faster

How do I log in?

[.neon]

You have to punch your computer a million times and then it will explode

How do i dress up my pets?

[Darkamil]

You dress up your computer the way you want to dress up your pet

How do I log out?