Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[scarlet benoit]

Granted, but you don't get to say goodbye to each other when you die.

I wish I could make decisions faster

[hanginwithmj]

Granted, but the decision you make is always the wrong one.

I wish I could go skydiving.

[Yosemitelula]

Granted, but every skydive breaks a bone.

I wish I could see my crush again ;-;

[hanginwithmj]

Granted, but he refuses to hang out or look at you.

I wish I could bring every fictional thing into reality.

[hxneystorm]

Granted, but it'll end the world.

I wish that I could enter the world of Warrior Cats and become a Warrior.

[talkshow boy]

granted, but all the other cats ignore you and refuse to interact with you in any way.

i wish i would never get another headache.

[UltimateKitty]

Granted, but instead of headaches you get stomachaches

I wish I could erase every cringey thing I've ever done

[hanginwithmj]

Granted, but you will do something so cringy that it equals the amount of cringe of all of your cringy acts combined.

I wish that every one of the friends I made in a RP group I used to be a part of were still active..

[Hemalily]

Oh they're active all right, but something irl has come up and you can't RP with them.

I wish I could date my co-worker

[_Nitroglycerin_]

granted but he dies after a day and you can never date again

I wish i was a tiger.