Things That Amuse You V.3

[nah]

PRINCESS UNATTAINABELLE BECKONS YOU
BUT WAIT

IT'S A TRAP

[Wyverncult]

( VAGUE DANGANRONPA 3 FUTURE ARC EPISODE 2 SPOILERS )
I CAN;T LINK IT BECAUSE THE POST HAS A SOME BLOOD IN IT BUT SOMEONE MADE AN AUDIO POST ON TUMBLR OF ASAHINA SINGING HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME AND IT'S.... SO GOOD.....

edit;;



stOP... THIS IS TOO MUCH STOP THIS..

[floral failure]

my dream last night. I was at home, and I was kinda Harry potter but kinda not. I was scared cuz Snape was gonna come kill me, so I went into my parents room (which is right across from mine, if you stand in my doorway you can see into their room.) and sitting in bed was McGonnagall. so I said: (not these exact words) you gotta help me! he's gonna kill me!. she calmy looked up from her book and put down her tea and said: its gonna be fine, he's not gonna kill you. yes he is!, I said freaking out. then she told me her plan: just go hide in your room. I'll fall asleep, so that he hears my snoring and thinks you and your owl are asleep (for some reason instead of turning into a cat she could turn into a bird type thing.). so I went and hid in bed. for some reason his plan to kill me had something to do with those things football players tackle during practice. I heard him come in, I was laying down in bed. then I heard McGonnagall come out and say something like: hey! snape! then I woke up. I remember thinking, man I gotta tell my sister about this before I forget!

[mydadleftme]

how the british people say "loo" instead of bathroom
and my father says "i'll be gone by friday and i'm moving several states away" instead of "i love u"

[meteion]

now that i know how to make hearts with my keyboard,
there's no stopping me now
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[Radiation King]

[[I have to get up in 6 hours

I shud b slepn
but tokens

Also we got smartphones a few months back and my dad has literally only been using his to text me dad jokes.
He texted me a dad joke in the middle of the school day once when I was in class & I almost got my phone taken away because like the idiot I am I checked it thinking that for once it might've been important lol]]

[Wyverncult]

i just joined the gloomverse fanclub on tumblr and. i have to say, it's. something,
mod wallis seems real chill, they post the most, mod cirrus just died within the first two seconds of joining and was sent two puns in one post already, and mod harold made two posts in the beginning and then disappeared into the void,
this is a good i can tell i'm going to have a fun time here.

[vein]

"i keep getting the feeling he isn't a morning rat."

[Caffeine Cold]

Can't br eathe

[Tsar]

I bump my "Free Space Event Adoptions" thread and walk away from the computer for a minute.

I then come back to this.



After I accept the first four trade offers, I somehow end up with this.



Now excuse me while I go spend my remaining time here on earth making space for those 51 messages-