Things That Amuse You V.3

[Brainiac5]

I went to see Ghosbusters, and literally EVERYTHING HOLTZMAN SAID was the best ever. She's the bomb. Anyway, listening to crowd reactions at the movie theatre is always amusing.
Dan Akroyd: I ain't afraid a no ghosts.
Crowd: *laughter and quiet cheers*

[Sombra Main]

Since I got one of the PPS dragons my gf calls "Asriels"
(She got one now, but didn't have one then)
She got mad at me
tf

[areadbhar]

steven universe catching up on memes

[pluto;]

I went to see Ghosbusters, and literally EVERYTHING HOLTZMAN SAID was the best ever. She's the bomb.

I saw Ghostbusters a few days ago and Holtzman is definitely the best.
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On a completely unrelated note, I swear my cat makes the weirdest noises. She's sitting at my feet trying to get my attention and her meow sounds like a mixture between a scream and a pterodactyl screech.

[xercesblue]

literally one of the stupidest and funniest
conversation i've ever had with my mom.

*right before the maid(named Olga is coming
over*
mom: come on we have to clean up, we
need to make it nice for Olga.
me: you know cleaning is her job, right? like
we legit pay 10 dollars an hour for her.
mom: yea, but it's embarrassing. it shouldn't
be this dirty.
me: actually, that's why you called the maid
over, because you just had back surgery and
the place was dirty.
mom: WHATEVER OK WE NEED TO CLEAN...
before the maid gets here...

[corviidae]

me

[Caelus]

I can't stop laughign at this omg

[libra_rae]

I was visiting the moon base, doing my thing, and when I went to the home page I wanted to do something and forgot....

So I came here to relay this tale of desperate forgetting and I realized that the thing I wanted to do was pOST HERE

Um, brain you ok up there ·-·

[slugjelly]

Hollywood Undead is my favorite band but Ii can't help but laugh at some songs
i need help now.

[Mysticelle]

me

OH MY GOSH I WAS GONNA POST THE SAME THING

very calm nelly... very calm...