Things That Amuse You V.3

[nyacinth]

the teacher in my room called me a mouse...
i'm 5'9

pretty little basketball

[Hellagia]

This morning I was literally going "I WISH I HAD (X) DOLLARS FOR (something)." Mom has asked me if I need anything. I can't for the LIFE of me figure out what it was. XD
Also: I have learned that Tarp is short for TARPAULIN. MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIIIEEEE but seriously why does tarp being short for tarpaulin blow my mind. I've been floored by this revelation for three or four HOURS now.

[vampz]

i'm supposed to be figuring out what i want for my birthday,
but everything's either too expensive or i've lost interest in them.

instead i'm letting the time fly as i sketch chibis ;-;

[pluto;]

Sacrifice-hungry Smoothie Mob seen wandering the halls with pitchforks. Why do they surface at every event?

[Caffeine Cold]

This

[Pun Sexual]

when you accidentally kill a legendary pokemon:

I save the game before battling so if the hp get too low I can just exit and start over

[Gummy Maggots]

So i made a mugcake to eat on while i was waiting to get more tokens and i was playing around with the spoon in my mouth and out of nowhere *SPLAT* chocholaty saliva was covering my desk

13/10 would recommend

[Aliria]

A conversation I had with my mom earlier today:

"You can tell it's hot by the number of cars at the swimming pool"
"You can also tell it's hot by it being hot"

[x__x]

pictures of my favorite youtubers when they were younger.

[Sombra Main]

I farted, my girlfriend asked me if I did because she was over the phone (it was quite audible,) and I said "Yep."
She goes all up in arms.
"OH MY GOD JOHN, PLEASE STOP FARTING"
I laughed because she was freaking out
I'm the best