this isn't a diary! this is a camel!

[~Italy~]

Hey Loser! Thats what I am calling you now, who calls a book a camel anyway? This is not a diary OR a camel. This is a loser.

Anyways my day was kinda crappy, I failed my math test (not that I cared or anything don't get the wrong idea) and this dude named Ricky or something kept staring at me for like, 30 seconds. It was SUPER awkward. I hate it when people even just look at or make eye contact with me, but seriously, 30 seconds? Just... just why? I guess he was sorta cute but also he seemed annoying. He even flirted with our teacher, what a desperate guy.

So anyways, my name is Joshua Howell, and I am dumb. I've lived in this damn city all my life and central park smells like dog dung. Anyways my aunt (who i live with because my parents are in jail) is making me eat something, why can't I just starve myself? I rarely ever eat and it's not like me not eating will affect her in any way shape or form. So I guess I better go now before my aunt starts screaming at me to eat, bye loser!

P.S. I might skip school tomorrow so don't expect me to be there or anything.

[.alfie]

Dear camel, today was kind of a sucky day, thanks to my sisters.

Now, I haven't really talked about my sisters, and I don't like doing so. They suck.

This is Autumn. She loves green, dressing up, and meeting new people. She's very pretty and makes lots of friend easily. She's basically the opposite of me.

This is Ainsley. She loves red, and is basically the same exact person as Autumn. Ainsley is the biggest bookworm, she got me and Autumn into reading. Now, me and her don't read nearly as much as Ainsley, but we still enjoy it. And I don't get how Ainsley does it, spending so much time meeting people and hanging out with friends, AND reading. Just.. how?

How did they ruin my day, you ask? Well, let me tell you. I have to start out by saying this. My sisters seem like they do't notice me and they love and want to protect me at the same time. So I had the courage to talk to a girl. So I went up to her and complimented her, and she just snarled and growled at me as if I was a monster. Unfortunately my sisters were around and got WAY too protective of me, and decided to go stampede all over the brat who snarled at me. Jessica, was it her name? I hope I never see her again. Anywho, Jessica's friends started beating me up because my sisters got Jessica mad. My sisters got scared and ran off, while I was earned a beat up by Jessica's crew. They bit me and punched me, and I almost cried. ALMOST. Soon, they said things like, "You have to be gay! You like reading so much, it's why you have no friends!" Or, "If you like fountains so much, just go make out with it!" And that's when they pushed me into the fountain. I never had been so angry and sad. Those girls were crazy. Do they go to my school? I hope not..

So when I got home I was soaked, which I still am damp. I hope nobody I knew saw that terrible scene. I cried a little bit, but got over it. I was bullied as a little pup, so I'm used to it. I'm not talking to my sisters for the rest of the night, and I missed dinner. I'm pretty upset, but I better just sleep on it.

Goodnight, camel.

[~Italy~]

(is it okay to put two posts on the same page? cause I feel like this is going really slowly)

[.alfie]

^ ^
Probably, seeing how there really aren't many characters involved yet. But I don't know for sure.

[~Italy~]

(i want to post but I still need to think of insulting things to say)

[SingSangJisung]

Hi! I'm Aspen, I've known August (hope she won't mind me calling her that) for about two days. We talked for a hit, and I think we are gonna be good friends! There are some weird kids at our school. Anyways, I had a gig at the big apple cafe today and it was really fun! I sang a bunch and had a lot of fun doing it. We made 300$ in tips and I'm gonna go
Back tomorrow for my
Paycheck of 200$ for singing.
Sorry I couldn't. Write a lot, I got busy
-Aspen Lee Woodsy

[sposantiago]

name: Sierra
age: 15
sexual preference: homosexual (aka hella gay, i've never liked guys)
gender: female
personality: nerdy, kind, can get angry, but sweet overall
friends with augustine? not yet

Dear di- camel. I lost my very best friend in the world because i told her I loved her. Can i get a day where people can accept me for who I am? My wallet got stolen and my car got tboned, today sucks. All my friends think i'm weird rather than unique for liking girls.. it's not fair.

My sister, Kristen, got into this thing called 'shipping' and started shipping me and my other best friend, Alex. I mean.. It's not like I.. like like him..

(#reallifestruggles AMIRITE GAY SQUAD?)

[deer_bones]

Dear Camel,
Hey, so I've got to make this really quick for two reasons. One, I'm crouched down in an alleyway with the money I got from the mustang parts writing in some girly thing with a weird name. Two, my foster dad is blowing up my phone for me to get my hind back home. Shutttt upppppp!! He is honestly too worried about me getting myself into legal trouble...again... but we don't need to talk about that. *Nervous chuckle* You've got to cut me some slack here, being a juvenile delinquent is hard when both of your foster parents are New York cops! Luckily, it also gives me an advantage. I just give em' the innocent puppy act and we all happily skip into the sunset with magical unicorns throwing flower petals.

Also, got some extra bucks from a wallet I snatched earlier today. I'm sure it fell out of the girl's pocket into my hoodie. I would never steal! And my ex-boyfriend Brad got some new guy to date him. Brad was too much of a do-gooder for me. I don't even know why we dated in the first place. Plus he's from Queens, I'm from Brooklyn. It probably wasn't going to work out anyway.

I've gotta go or my dad is gonna have my tail or a heart attack. I honestly don't have a problem with either.

Bye camel,
R. Casel

[~Italy~]

Hey again Loser, I stole you from that new kid, I dunno her name. Anyways, its like... 1 AM right now. I stayed up all night playing CS:GO. I'm probably gonna skip school today so it doesn't really matter, does it?

I saw that popular girl, Aspen or whatever walking down the hall yesterday, damn, even Donald Trump has better hair than that.

Then there's book boy. Don't even get me started on that kid, he's just so shy and such a wimp. Who would wanna be friends with that kid anyways?
New kid is gonna flip when she finds out I stole her Diary- Oops I mean "camel" from her desk. But whatever I'll return it later, like mail it to her house (in Canada) or something.

My Aunt is asleep on the couch, she was watching one of those stupid fake reality TV shows that ruin a person's life. Me and my life are just so dumb, Jesus, plz kill me now.

Bye Loser.

[sniper tf2]

Heyyy there Camel!
Gosh, that STILL Sounds weird.
Anyways, i just stole you from this weird Emo kids locker!
It was fun...

Anyways! More on that later.
I CAN'T FIND MY WALLET!
Its horrible! I was gonna but some games with that!
What am i gonna do now?! I just finished undertale. all Routes.
So, thre is nothing i can do now!
Welp, i guess Pokemon Go will be the only thing i play this week.

Yeah, thats pretty much it!

Bye..... Camel?