Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Temocracy]

Granted, but a week after he divorces you

I WISH I WAS A CAT

[Silverdiamond]

Granted but you could only eat rocks


I wish i could fly

[KooKrew]

Granted, but you can only fly two inches off the ground! (mwahahaaa)

I wish I could be in Undertale! :0

[hxneystorm]

Granted, but if you're hit once, you die.

I wish to happily marry my girlfriend one day..

[sposantiago]

Granted, but the responsibilty will weigh you down and your life will head in a downwards spiral <3


I wish i could be who i truly am without being judged by critics in the world

[Stukia]

Granted, but you will be judged by everyone but critics!!!

I wish that I had a calm, obedient, fluffy, cuddley, cute, tiny kitten.

[Budzpip]

Granted! It's too bad he has diarrhea every time he purrs

I wish humans could fly so we wouldn't rely on vehicled/airplanes anymore

[Ironic Equation]

Granted! But flying is incredibly painful.

I wish pets lived longer.

[credit]

Granted but they'd age quicker


I wish I was a rainbow llama

[Silverdiamond]

Granted but you could only speak Korean and never see your family again


I wish i could live in the Village Hidden in the Leaf