
Dear Camel,
Geez that's a weird thing to call a book but hey, it's not my life. I want to school as usual today after taking a few parts off of the principal's nice new Mustang. What? A guy has too eat somehow. But anyway, Mr. Perronie was in that cute sweater that looks great on him, so I had to excessively compliment it. It's weird to think a teacher is cute, but gosh darn it I can't help it. I also saw a couple other kids, book kid, purple dress kid, robot cat kid, fox girl kid, Lillith the Lesbian, and a few others that I don't care enough to mention.
After that, there was this new girl in school, Augustine I think was her name. She is from Canada, so it was very easy to tease her and I gave her the nickname of beaver. I would've called her moose but that's Martin Greene's nickname. Beaver also had a camera with her, so I got out of the classroom as fast as my legs would go. Which is pretty fast if I do say so myself. On a totally unrelated note, I saw Josh Howell today...and I think I may have a teeny tiny miniscule crush..? He's very, very, rude to everyone and that is something I look for in a potential partner. Maybe I'll ask him if he wants to come to the junkyard tomorrow and hang?
Bye camel,
R. Casel