1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

My gallery · by **durden.** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:18 pm

3372: Have a friend push you standing inside a cart full of cheese puffs and shout "Bow down to me, peasants!'

My gallery · by **ava.** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:19 pm

3373: Yell at the manager, saying: "YOU DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH TO SHOP HERE!" Run out, and scream like a child, then cry for your mother. c:

My gallery · by **marmoris** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 1:19 pm

3374: steal all the cat toys

My gallery · by **Silverdiamond** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:21 am

3375: Hide in close racks, when someone passes lunge at them and bite their shins

My gallery · by **raisins.** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:41 am

3376
Take all of the toothpaste and squirt it everywhere and say "TOOTHPASTE ATTACK!"

My gallery · by **ghostcraft33** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:46 am

3377
Dump out one of those beach ball case thingys, and kick all of the beach balls across the store until someone comes to investigate XD

FR · by **nerf this!** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:47 am

3378.

rip up all of the pillows and throw all the stuffing around.
repeat with the plush toys.

My gallery · by **sampo** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 7:37 am

3379
Go to their paint section and spraypaint EVERYTHING.

My gallery · by **iAmProcrastinating** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:19 pm

Dress in a monkey costume, unpeel all of the bananas, and start smashing them on everything including people's faces

My gallery · by **x__x** » Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:39 pm

ride an alpaca into the store

were you expecting more?