Things That Amuse You V.3

[floral failure]

I'm not sure if this is amusing or sad. I was working on my house in minecraft, and instead of putting torches on the walls, I lit the ground on fire... one wall of my house slowly burned down. luckily I was able to put it out.

[Brainiac5]

That moment when you plan a fun day with your best friend and then puke in her toilet and have to go home. Why me?

[Politics]

List of things that I don't know and probably need to if I'm living here;
-Home Depot (Furniture store?)
-Toaster strudel
-Why don't you include tax on price tags??
-Quarter Pounder (money slang?)
-Ted Cruz
-Why are Americans terrible at making spicy food like bro I ordered curry not young-boiling flavorless cardboard with rice
-Why do you people had such long work days and no vacations
-Also apparently maternity leave is shorter too??? But don't moms need to take care of their kids bro?
-Why do you people not censor violence like you do intimacy or gay couples?
-WHY DOES REALITY TV EXIST, AND WHY ARE MOST OF YOUR SITCOMS OLD OR TERRIBLE
-Bernie Sanders (cereal brand??? Or that guy from kfc?)
-A carpool (some limo w/a pool I think)
-Smoking is a huge issue here and kinder surprise eggs are illegal
-Also the drinking age is messed up because people are irrisponsible
-Everyone's p chill here but you're still judgin
-Dollar Store (is it like a store where everything is one dollar???)
-Teenage mutant ninja turtles
-WHAT IS UP WITH PUTTING ICE IN EVERYTHING
-why do you people drink cafe Americano? It's just disgusting watered down coffee do you know how to make coffee
-Dipin dots(candy?)
-Twizzlers
-Dairy queen(cheese brand?)
-Why is Fahrenheit so inconvenient
-why is America so confusing it's just a pubescent power/money-hungry angst-storm who likes to make basic things like temperature and measurement really confusing
-No I do not drink wine or have a mustache or have am super snooty
-A 'walking diet'? It's healthy to walk at least 4.5/5 miles every day, that's just how you get places
-Why are there no tour busses everywhere? Isn't California famous?

@ this post
Ive learned so much

[Scarlet Janefox]

#bazinga finds a power drill. One would think a power drill would make fixing the tower quicker. One would be wrong.

[друг]

#bazinga finds a power drill. One would think a power drill would make fixing the tower quicker. One would be wrong.

Oh no. xD

[Caffeine Cold]

"Khao is running errands for those building the tower. Lady Aracne accompanies them and asks to stop and check their phone every time they pass a space-shopping-plaza. They keep flicking their phone, and complaining that they can't catch something in a ball because of zero-gravity? Weird..."

Pokemon GO: servers now added in space!

Edit: "Building a tower fills Khao with determination."

The references are killing me

My post on the Summer Event thread. Thought it worked well here too. cx

[a snoozing skerple]

Don't waste your braincells reading this. I'm just giving funeral rites to some of mine.
Redonkulous WoW withdrawal.
First we planned to start back up when we moved, but it wasn't a good time with all the unpacking. Then we planned for February last year, but then AT&T started ripping us off. Then we planned on March, but our boss was looking for a property. Then it was supposed to be July, but her realtor is being shifty. Next it's supposed to be some where from August to November, but what'll happen by then?
And why does our boss's property predicament affect our nerdings? Well that's a great doody, it's cause we're not getting back into WoW until we switch internet providers, which won't happen until we move again, which furthermore won't happen till all our work is on one property, and holy he'll I am bored so damn silly I'm reading the vanilla guide manual for kicks. I want to feed all of her realtor's socks to rabid squirrels.
Icing on the cake? Our therapist is a WoW player. We leave every session with an odd combination of giddy geekdom and hopeless longing.

[floral failure]

i have these two horses on here. one is called aslan. the other dirt. why chicken smoothie? you named one of my horses as the king and the other a peasent named dirt

[areadbhar]

this event
Bernouli explains very detailed instructions to Dewy., but by the time Bernouli is finished Dewy. forgets everything.

Thinking it would be funny to prank call Bernouli, Dewy. phones them up pretending to be CeruleanRush. Ooops. Looks like calling from outer space racks up quite the phone-bill.

[Guzma]

Literally any comics on Tumblr that involve Genji being an annoying brother.