If I got arrested...

[Violetglare]

At least you admit it! You kidnapped Mario to prove he wasn’t fiction!

What did I do now):

[Mr. Fuzzyworm]

You robbed a toy store to give toys to random children

I'm innocent I swear :,(

[cocoa]

what's this I hear about illegally funneling money into the great worm uprising? you know they're upset from one too many what if i was a worm jokes!

(if i had an accomplice for confidence and it was a major destroying-the-planet-and-underpaying-its-employees cooperation... mhmmm... hmm.m... who knows who did it)

[Captain. A. Stark.]

i knew it was you! i knew you used that accomplice for confidence and that you were tied in with that major destroying-the-planet-and-underpaying-its-employees cooperation! i'm bringing you in for attempting to turn every tree on the planet into cotton candy.

whatever it was, it wasn't me!

[CaptainAltenor]

You flooded somebody's house and turned it into a makeshift aquarium. Highly illegal behaviour.

Why, you must have the wrong person! I'm very much innocent.

[kurashiki]

You rambled at a fellow pedestrian for too long, so an SUV just knocked them over at the crosswalk.

I won't speak further until my lawyer is present.

[LunarGlare]

you tried to fish for cats, you could say it was catfishing/j

I deny all claims!

[Borerails]

What ever you did to the moon, I'm sure it's illegal.

What are my charges?

[That1Zubat]

You’ve attempted world domination at least 16 times (and probably plan on doing it again tonight)

I won’t contest, but humor me and tell me what I did, please?

[SolarFlare020822]

You're in the wrong dimension

I'm innocent, it's true I pled!/lyr