If I got arrested...

[Tayaar]

You stole everything blue you saw.
What did I do?

[triceratops.]

you painted everyone's house pastel pink in the middle of the night. although, everyone is quite impressed.
what's the issue, officer?

[CaptainAltenor]

You and a bunch of other people came and dressed up as zombies, stormed the streets and traumatized your poor victims!

Now I didn't do anything, surely?

[Cosmic_Mmouse]

You attacked grandma with a Christmas tree, in cat costume

What did I do?

[redskyharbinger]

accidental arson with a few too many pretty lamps and candles involved...

what could i have possibly done?

[bluedash24]

You unleashed several sacks of angry opossums into your enemy’s house during the night xD

What would I have done?

[Lupine]

You pinched everyone's noses while belting out "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"

Did I do something wrong?

[Smallfox]

you stole the cookie from the cookie jar

now I couldn't of done anything wrong.... could I?

[xxxx.xxx]

you illegally owned a white fox

ayo what did I do man I'm innocent I swear

[OriGalaxii]

You tried selling [kromer] door to door!

I'm super innocent though, right?