what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[CryptidHunter_425]

You take the souls of the Moderators and whisper into their ears exactly what you would like your signature to say and then place the souls back into the bodies

How do I name a pet?

[Pantherpaws!!]

You can't. Their all named gerald. If their name comes up as smth other than getald please report it. It is a bug!

[Mysticality]

(Restarting cause no question was asked)

How do a get a custom?

[LionKingdom]

You need to scream at your screen until the CS gods send you one

How do I trade?

[JaxyTheGhost]

You don't.

How do I know what my pet is worth?

[DancingPotato]

You stare at it for 2 and a half hours

How do I adopt pets?

[pisto pesto pasta]

thats easy, you just gotta follow these steps

STEP 1
Season the beaten eggs well with salt and pepper. Heat the oil and butter in a non-stick frying pan over a medium-low heat until the butter has melted and is foaming.

STEP 2
Pour the eggs into the pan, tilt the pan ever so slightly from one side to another to allow the eggs to swirl and cover the surface of the pan completely. Let the mixture cook for about 20 seconds then scrape a line through the middle with a spatula.

STEP 3
Tilt the pan again to allow it to fill back up with the runny egg. Repeat once or twice more until the egg has just set.

STEP 4
At this point you can fill the omelette with whatever you like – some grated cheese, sliced ham, fresh herbs, sautéed mushrooms or smoked salmon all work well. Scatter the filling over the top of the omelette and fold gently in half with the spatula. Slide onto a plate to serve.



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How do I take a pet from the pound?

[Mysticality]

Send a help ticket to request the pet(s) you want

Speaking of, how do I donate to the pound?

[RoxyTBDW]

close your tab and factory reset your device

what is oekaki?

[Wax Trax!]

a fight club for your pets! The rarity is your health bar and it can’t be restored.

how do I play forum games?