Ridiculously Wrong Answers To Harry Potter Questions v.3

[p e a c h y]

He is a dog who lives on the street and has billions of fleas

Why is Voldemort evil?

[jet pack blues]

Because he asked Sirius Black for some cereal and he didn't give it to him so he decided to go around and eat muggles instead

What is the significance of the word "Always?"

[sutekh]

It means perfectly well that 'We're Always gonna watch some stupid videos on YouTube' because they are all vloggers (God I sucked at this one xD)



Where is Hogsmeade?

[Fluffy McFluff]

In the middle of the ocean.

Who does Hermione end up marrying?

[sutekh]

The Cheesecake Overlord. He is pretty cool :3



Why does Bellatrix kill Dobby?

[p e a c h y]

because he stole her pie ):OOOO

Why does harry have a scar?

[ArcticGold]

Because he ran into a tree while looking at hogwarts

Why did the sorting hat put Harry in gryffindor

[sutekh]

Because the Sorting Hat and Harry had a running bet that Harry would be placed in Cheesecake, and if he did, the Sorting Hat would have to give him 50,000,000,000,000 stuffs, but the Sorting Hat cheated and put Harry in Gryffindor and now Harry has to give the Sorting Hat a twizzler, but because they're so expensive, Harry can't afford the twizzler and he has to pay mortgage to Lady Gaga due to losing the bet and not having the twizzler.


(Where'd that come from.... o.o)



How old do I have to be to go to Hogwarts

[falling,]

115 years old, of course! Like Dumbledore.

What is Ron's sister's name?

[WilloweWolf]

Rock