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2 derps on a bike (and their pet dog Aza) | new litter~

Postby Mukumuku » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:03 pm

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Once upon a time, there were two derps who rode together on a tandem bicycle, with their pet dog running on the side. Their names were Clow and Muku. The dog's name was Aza and it was a pug.

One day, while biking, they came across an enormous crate of abandoned chubby kittens. Unfortunately because they already had their dog Aza they could not keep the chubby kittens. But they also could not just leave the kittens in the crate on the streetcorner. So they took the chubby kittens home and decided to put them up for adoption so that they could all find good homes.

They soon realized, though, that these were very finicky chubby kittens, and they would not leave with just anyone. They had to be properly charmed by prospective adopters, and only then would they consider leaving the haven of their crate.

Just as each chubby kitten looks different, each chubby kitten is unique and has its own personality and preferences. Clow and Muku hope that they can all find new owners to love and feed them.


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1. No stealing, tracing, referencing these lines as your own.

2. No spam or unrelated chat. No whining, begging, asking for when the next litter will be released, complaining about not getting a kitten, etc. Multiple offenses will result in strikes and eventual blacklisting.

3. Do not take a kitten that does not belong to you.

4. Please link your kittens back to this thread, and only post and use them on CS.

5. Listen to and respect the staff. Bribery and trolling will not be tolerated.

6. If you no longer want your kitten, PM either Muku or Clow and they will return it to the crate.

7. There is an adoption limit of 10 (ten) kittens per owner, five of each tail type.

8. You may only try to charm one kitten at a time, and if you fail/are rejected, you may not try again with said kitten, but may try to charm a different one from the same litter. This means you should only have one form filled out each round; edit or delete it, but make sure that there's only one! form under your name.

9. Do not feed, forcefeed or anything else, kittens anything not purchased from the store! It makes them quite sick, and Clow and Muku lack the funds to provide healthcare for all these kittens. Also, do not powerplay the kittens or make them partake in any actions they were not already doing. Any and all offenses to this rule will result in strikes, and as always, 3 strikes and you're out.

10. If more than 5 people have tried to charm a kitten, it is no longer available for auto-win. This is because after being petted so many times kittens get indecisive and confused and aren't so easy to bribe. This also applies to editing your story: if you edit your story after 5 other people have posted, you are not allowed to auto-win the kitten. to avoid confusion, make sure to let Muku or Clow know asap if you've used an autowin item.


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Owners/Artists/Derps :: Clowesia and Mukumuku
Arteests :: azalea and beloved
Herr Breeder :: Drizzle
Modslave :: Satamoru
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Re: 2 derps on a bike (and their pet dog Aza) | CLOSED NO PO

Postby Clowesia » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:04 pm

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    How to charm a Chubby Kitten.

      To charm a chubby kitten you must pet it correctly. Each cat has a different way that it likes to be pet, some like a firm hand, some prefer a gentle scratching under the chin. To successfully charm a kitty, you must write out how you pet the kitty you want to take home before submitting it to the thread; you must also give it a name. If the kitty likes the way you pet it and its new name, it will come home with you! but remember, these kitties are fussy and wont always go home with the first person that tried to pet them.

      You will know when your charm has been succesful after a few days. Muku, aza or I (Whoever made the litter) will post the results when the kittens have decided who their new homes will be with.

      Sometimes when a charm goes wrong (When a player breaks the rules) A kitty might have a somewhat violent reaction to the failed charm! If a kitty doesn't hack a hairball up on you, or worse, then you can take it as a sign that your charm went well!



    Fatty Cat Litters

      Curvy kitties can come in a litter from 2-6.



    Getting help charming your Kitten.

      The shop that is beneath the two derp's loft apartment sells many cat treats that can help you in your quest for kitties. They have cat food and cat toys and many other items that will help you, at a cost. But don't worry, if you buy a goodie and you don't get the kitten you want, it will still remain in your inventory.



    Breeding Fat Cats and Second Generation Litters.

      To breed a pair of cats you will need to buy a Love Bed which will cost you three rare dogs, four rare dogs if you are breeding with another player's cat.

      Second generation Chubby Kitten litters will yield three kittens; four kittens if you are breeding with another players catty. Each owner gets to keep one kitten of their choosing, one kitten can be gifted to a friend and the last kitten goes to up for general adoption.

      To get more kittens out of a litter you can buy a Blue Ribbon Love Supplement Powder; every serving of powder will generate another kitten. The Blue Ribbon Love Supplement Powder costs a VR 08 Dog, but the owner can keep all of the kittens it generates.


    Custom Chubby Kittens and how to get one.

      The shop also sells a very special treat, Genetically Engineered Tuna! It's a bit pricey, since it seems to contain an ingredient that can alter a cats DNA to however you want it! Buy this item, give it to Clow and Muku with a description of what you want your custom kitty to look like, AND BAM.



        Staff and how to become one.

          The only time you can ask to be a staff member is when we open up applications for a role here with us. If you ask the 2 Derps or their dog to color lines or be a mod, they will crash their bike into you. >:C



        Trading Kittens.

          This is not allowed! Kittens must go to their forever home, if you even ask to trade with someone it shows you have no connection to the cat and it will be taken off you by PETA straight away. And then they will throw paint on you.



        Chubby cats do not like Spam.


          There are a few things that chubby kittens hate, and one is spam! They are also on a diet so here we have a zero spam policy! We don't care if you're new to the thread, spam gets you an instant strike. We have the cats best welfare in mind! We don't need sick kittehs! D;



        Mini-modding.

          Do this and you'll get your toes ran over. >:I



        How to get off the Black list.

          You can't.
          Unless you show exceptional good behaviour and all of the staff agrees that you can be let off the blacklist, you will remain their. 2 Derps on a bike (And their pet dog Aza) works on a "three strikes and then you're banned for life" basis. Second strike comes with a one week temp ban.



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          Corgi.: Life time ban.
          warriorcatfan224: Life time ban.
          Chaimaru: Life time ban.
          Sun Dappled: Life Time Ban

          Doggers: /
          -Warrior-: /
          BBun: // - One week temp ban starting 29th of September
          Warriorcatfan1014: /
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    Re: 2 derps on a bike (and their pet dog Aza) | CLOSED NO PO

    Postby Mukumuku » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:04 pm

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    >> judging for chubby kittens will occur whenever the derps feel that enough forms have been submitted | litters come in 2-6 kittens, so there will be 2-6 kittens up for adoption at a time }}

    A kitten will choose an owner that suits their personality. To charm a kitten, grab a form and write a short story of the initial meeting with the kitten. Remember to pet, cuddle, and feed as necessary!

    You may play any character that you own or have created, but regardless your username can only adopt the 10 kitten maximum.

    You must name the kitten somewhere in your charming post.

    There is no powerplaying of kittens allowed. You may, however, pick up a kitten and utilise wording present in the short description in your story. For example if the kitten is stated to be biting things, it is all right for the kitten to bite you. On the other hand, if the kitten is stated to be "aggressive," you may not assume that it is growling, pouncing, or clawing at things unless those actions have been explicitly stated.

    Items to help charm kittens can be purchased in the shop below.

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    coloured by clow <33

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    barcode: 185235
    This kitty is a skilled huntress, rather cruel as she like to taunt her prey before she pounces on it.

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    barcode: 692341
    this cat is currently not in the box, instead, it is perched up in a high tree over looking the street. It's sleeping in the very tippytop boxes. Maybe you can wake it up somehow? Becareful the trees not big enough to climb!

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    barcode: 498123
    This cat has a habit of blending into the background, it can easily be missed. But it likes it this way as the cat is very quiet and likes to observe.

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    gimme gimme dat chubbeh kitten (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ
    [b]username :: [/b]
    [b]barcode of kitten in question :: [/b] located underneath the kitten
    - charm story here (delete this text) -



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    >> sometimes certain kittens will have no adopters, due to lack of interest or rejection of submitted stories; when that happens, they are regulated to the lonely kitten pen, and due to emotional trauma of being left behind, they can only be adopted after having been fed Love Supplements, which can be purchased down in the shop. Remeber, you must have Love Supplements in your inventory to adopt from the pen. }}

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    Re: 2 derps on a bike (and their pet dog Aza) | CLOSED NO PO

    Postby Clowesia » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:05 pm

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    One day when in the middle of handing out cute and adorable kittens, Muku and Clow totally realized they could make some money out of this. So they totally opened up a shop under their loft.

    The more expensive an item, more more likely a Kitten is to come home with you! In fact, Kitties love Luxury Items so much, that they will pounce on anyone that gives them one of those items and go home with them, no matter what!



    Budget Aisle:
    Pricing: 3 Pistachio Dogs or Muku Wishlist uncommon/commons.

      Cheap Cat Food
      Cardboard Box



    Mid-range Aisle
    Pricing: 2 09 uncommon dogs

      Canned Cat Food
      Mouse Toy



    Expensive Aisle

    Pricing: 2 Rare Dogs; 2010-11 Store and event dogs NOT ACCEPTED.

      Catnip
      Plush Pillow
      Love Supplement



    Luxury Aisle - Instant Adopts
    Pricing: 08/09 VR

      Cat Mansion
      Caviar
      GM Catnip
      GE Tuna - Must be paid for with Dog.



    Breeding Aisle


      Love Bed - 3-4 08 Rare Dogs
      Blue Ribbon Love Supplement Powder - 1 08 VR Dog.



    SEND ALL PAYMENTS TO CLOWESIA.



    INVENTORY.


    Sata's Inventory.

      1 Love Bed
      1 Blue Ribbon Love Supplement Powder
      1 GE Tuna
      1 Caviar
      1 Cat Manson
      2 Catnip
      1 Plush Pillow


    Dextelle
      Canned Cat Food
      Plus Pillow


    Nico
      1 Cat Mansion
      1 Caviar
      1 GM Catnip


    Bbun
      Cheap Cat Food
      cat mansion




    CUSTOM KITTEN FORM.


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      [center][b][size=150]CUSTOM KITTEH TIME[/size][/b]

      [b]Have you sent Payment?:[/b]
      [b]Artist you want to colour your kitten:[/b] (Aza, Muku, or Clowesia)
      [b]Fluffy tail or Straight tail?:[/b]
      [b]Line art edits?:[/b]
      [b]Reference image for Kitten:[/b][/center]
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    Re: 2 derps on a bike (and their pet dog Aza) | CLOSED NO PO

    Postby Mukumuku » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:06 pm

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    >>for legal reasons, Muku and Clow have found it necessary to keep a running list and tally of who and what has adopted which kittens. }}



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    Re: 2 derps on a bike (and their pet dog Aza) | CLOSED NO PO

    Postby Clowesia » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:07 pm

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    This is where we'll have awesome events like illegal, back alley cat racing and the fattest, cutest cat competition.
    This is also where we will put application forms if we're seeking new mods or artists. ouo



    >> Event! | little boxes }}

    So it’s a relatively given fact that Clow and Muku will ride their tandem bike through town several times a week, enjoying the suburban scenery and getting a bite of fresh air. And sometimes they come across crates of kittens, so what? It’s all Aza’s fault, really.

    And then one day, they came across another mysterious crate filled with things. Naturally assuming the things to be kittens again, they tied Aza to a lamppost and went to investigate. To their surprise, for all the off mewling sounds, there were no kittens! In fact, the crate was actually just filled with more boxes. Decidedly confused, Muku reached in to pick out a box. She was stunned to discover a kitten sleeping inside, comfortable as can be. Then of course Clow had to also try her luck, and of course her box, while heavy, was in fact empty. But for a few rocks and a small pile of kitten dung, that is.

    Slightly confused, they had Aza carry the crate back to their flat, and set it down next to the crate of kittens. These kittens also needed good homes, they figured, so it would probably be best to give them away as well.


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    The contest will end when all prize boxes have been chosen, or when all boxes have been opened.

    Everyone enters with the chance to open one box from level three; any additional boxes beyond that point must be purchased.

    100 level 3 boxes:
    By opening one of these boxes, you have the chance to win either a kitten or an item from the shop!
      Cost to open 1 box: 3 Uncommon 09 dogs.

    25 level 2 boxes:
    By opening one of these boxes, you have the chance to win either a kitten or an item from the shop!
      Cost to open 1 box: 2 Rare 09 dogs; 2010-11 Store and event dogs NOT ACCEPTED.

    10 level 1 boxes:
    By opening one of these boxes, you are guaranteed a kitten, which may even be a custom with lineart edits, and perhaps even a few additional items!
      Cost to open 1 box: 1 VR 08/09 dog.

    Bonus!
    For every level 1 box that you purchase, you will receive an additional level 2 box and 2 level 3 boxes for free!
    For every level 2 box that you purchase, you will receive an additional level 3 box for free!
    For every 10 level 3 boxes that you purchase, you will receive an additional level 3 box for free!
    For every 20 boxes in total of any level that you purchase, you will receive an Expensive shop item for free!

    And a catch! When less than 50 boxes in total remain, we will begin a game very much akin to Deal or No Deal; more information to come then!


    for your first box, post this form once, and either Clow or Muku will tell you what you've won! Those who try to open multiple free boxes will be promptly smited.
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    [b]box number :: [/b]of your free, complimentary level 3 box.[/center]


    to buy more boxes, send payment and then post this form. Take note that your boxes will be opened as soon as you buy them! So if you want to open your boxes at different intervals, send payment at different intervals. As always, send all payments to Clowesia.

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    [b]box level :: [/b]please use multiple forms if you’re buying different levels of boxes.
    [b]box number :: [/b]
    [b]amount of boxes purchased :: [/b]
    [b]has payment been accepted? :: [/b] IF NO, DO NOT POST THIS. >:CCCCC WAIT UNTIL IT IS ACCEPTED.[/center]



    WEINERS AND OPENED BOXES
    ALL BOXES GONE
    >> opened boxes will be listed below the Level <3
    Level 3
    1 - 100

    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 60, 61, 62, 64, 66, 67, 68, 69, 72, 73, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 82, 83, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 93, 94, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100

    Level 2
    1 - 25

    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 22, 24, 25

    Level 1
    1 - 10

    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

    > Prize Get <
    Cardboard Box - TessaKitty, Snook22, yumekaczorek, -Kiley-, azalea

    Cheap Cat Food - lily12321, Ѧsɧωyɳ ♀, ✯Иιɢнтωнιƨρɛяƨ✯, Tamed., crhyoyo(x2), Dextelle, Snook22

    Caviar - beloved., Roonie-Roe, Honey Raven

    Mouse Toy - TessaKitty, -Kiley-

    Plush Pillow - Tusk, -Dark-Fire-Wolf-, Satamoru, Snook22

    Catnip - Arouria, Snook22, Lady Mekka

    Canned Cat Food - Ainki, Whisper + Two, Soteria

    Love Supplement - Whisper + Two, Roonie-Roe, Satamoru

    Cat Mansion - Snook22

    GM Catnip - Ainki

    GE Tuna - Satamoru, Snook22
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    Re: 2 derps on a bike (and their pet dog Aza) | CLOSED NO PO

    Postby Mukumuku » Sat Sep 17, 2011 8:07 pm

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    Re: 2 derps on a bike (and their pet dog Aza) | open<3

    Postby kivr & fireflii » Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:08 pm

    Marking :B
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    Re: 2 derps on a bike (and their pet dog Aza) | open<3

    Postby peter quill » Sun Sep 18, 2011 1:27 pm

    Purr. Marked. :B
    Hope that's okay.
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