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Ah, wait, excuse me. Most humans don't speak binary, correct? Is English better? If not, I have 358 other languages that might be more suited for your tastes, and my vocabulary is constantly updated with the newest software.
Anyways, back to what I was saying, you appear to be a bit lost. Do you have any idea where you are? This just happens to be the home of an odd species called Glitch Terriers.
First off, we're not all terriers. The name is just because of the fact that the first Glitch Terrier ever discovered, myself, was modeled after one. If you haven't guessed already, we're an odd species of robotic dogs that first appeared in an old warehouse. This happens to be where the Glitch Terrier base of operations happens to be today, filled with tons of these odd technological dogs looking for homes. As the name suggests, each Glitch Terrier is covered in a random amount of glitches at all times that distorts their self and the environment around them. The glitches fade off quite quickly and new ones appear just as fast. While it seems there might be some damage caused to that effected by the glitches, everything touched by them is left just as it was before it was glitched. However, the dogs themselves have a bit of a different story. Each glitch slowly deteriorates a bit of the Glitch Terrier, meaning that they require mechanic visits quite often, just as a normal dog would go to the vet every so often. Some of the glitches can leave larger impacts when an owner doesn't take their Glitch Terrier in for regular upkeep. This is why some of the older or wild Glitch Terriers that came to live with humans later in their lives have some ailments that cannot be fixed, such as my missing leg. It has been assumed that this is the way that Glitch Terriers age. However, with regular care and fixing, a Glitch Terrier can stay in great health for hundreds of years.
More and more of these distinct canine robots show up daily to the old warehouse base, called out by the rumors that humans like them quite a bit. You're welcome to look around, maybe even take one home as a companion for life! There's a little map of the facility next to me, as you might have noticed. Just go ahead and pick where you want to go!