Uranium wrote:"Welcome welcome! This is the factory. We make lots of stuff here!"
Uranium wrote:"However... there's always tons of Wastage and Byproducts left over from our productions... perhaps you could help us relocate it all?"
⟡Staff
officer diesel
>>owner & artist<<
Ellis.
>>mod & helper<<
⟡What's Going on Here
Welcome to diesel's Byproducts! This is a place where you can buy fake pets of a sort, using CS pets to indirectly trade for said fakes. Similar to establishments like Bloom Dapple and the like, but with our own little twist! We aim to provide the oddest and weirdest fakes you can find on CS, 'cause who wants to be normal?⟡Rules & Guidelines
As with any respectable facility, we have our standards to make sure production runs smoothly! If you could all be as polite as to uphold these rules, we'd be ever so grateful!
>Show the Credits! Our Byproducts are made with utmost care, somehow. It'd be unfair to go around saying you created their designs and art, wouldn't it? All Byproducts will have CDIESEL on them, as our seal of approval. You aren't permitted to remove this!
>Freedom! You took our Byproducts, they're yours now! Well, to some extent. Feel free to use them as characters, roleplay them, put them in stories, draw pictures of them, buy pictures of them, and whatever else!
>Ps & Qs! Please be polite when dealing with our staff. If you have any personal issues, please PM the Owner and she'll be happy to deal with your concerns! If you are somehow unable to pay for a Byproduct, we can negotiate to some extent. Otherwise, please don't mope, and better luck in the future!
>Unsatisfied? Perhaps you realized you don't want your particular Byproduct anymore. If you wish to return it within 72 hours (3 days) of purchase, send a PM to the Owner, and she'll refund you. Any Byproducts you wish to dispose of after 72 hours (3 days) must be sent to the Owner, upon which they will be put up for relocation on a first come, first serve basis. We won't resell the Byproducts, don't worry!
>Know your limits! There's an adoption limit of 1 Wastage a week. However, this does not apply to Byproducts! This limit is subject to change.
>Be patient! Do NOT ask when new Byproducts are coming out, whether on the thread, personally, indirectly or directly. We have a lot on our hands and do our best to run everything we do. Please be considerate.
>We got it! Do not tell us that you have sent a trade. We get every trade you send! However, we periodically accept them before we release new Wastage.
Any further questions may be asked on the thread or sent to the Owner via PM!
Uranium wrote:"Sorry you had to bear through all that. Health and Safety, y'know. Come come, I'll take you around, and show you what we're offering! Ah, this is so exciting! We seldom get visitors here..."