Who are you trying out for? Scrappy!
Username: abysmal.
New Name: Vodou
Gender: ??
What do they regret? Do they even regret anything, at all?
Asking a Vodou™ what their biggest regret is, is considered a heavy bargain. All Vodou’s™ are programmed to reject this specific question. When asked, a pained expression sill settle upon their features, and the foreign inquiry will cause a full body tremor as they process. If this happens, BACK AWAY. Persisting any further may result in injury, emotional trauma, or in severe cases, a casualty*. In desperate cases to restart a Vodou™ the manual to save a life may be used. Read below for more:
*abysmal inc. is not responsible for any injuries or casualties resulting from interaction a Vodou™
Username: abysmal.
New Name: Vodou
Gender: ??
What do they regret? Do they even regret anything, at all?
Asking a Vodou™ what their biggest regret is, is considered a heavy bargain. All Vodou’s™ are programmed to reject this specific question. When asked, a pained expression sill settle upon their features, and the foreign inquiry will cause a full body tremor as they process. If this happens, BACK AWAY. Persisting any further may result in injury, emotional trauma, or in severe cases, a casualty*. In desperate cases to restart a Vodou™ the manual to save a life may be used. Read below for more:
THE MANUAL TO SAVE A LIFE
|. If a Vodou™ has begun to react poorly to an inquiry, back away. An overload of foreign stimuli may have triggered their defense mechanism, and anything in a proximity of 2 yards to them is unsafe.
||. Do not make any sudden movements towards the Vodou™, or anything else for that matter. Remain still as a statue for 5 minutes, then take further action. Note: Count mentally the 5 minutes, refrain from using anything that omits sudden sounds.
|||. When 5 minutes has gone by, your Vodou™ should be nearing a state of peace. If the color of their eyes are no longer red, and have converted back to their usual shade, slowly approach them. Wrap your arms around them firmly, and squeeze. This will cause them to restart. Keep reading if your Vodou™’s defense mechanism is still activated (determine by eye color).
|V. If the eyes of your Vodou™ are still red, you will have to perform an emergency shutdown. Slowly walk around them, ensuring to remain distance. When you have neared the back of them, inch forwards, and when you’re close enough, prepare to pounce. Aim for the heart button on their loins, as hitting it will result in an immediate shutdown. Missing the button when you pounce will result in dire consequences.
V. When they’ve shutdown, store your Vodou in a safe place, eg. a closet. Do not worry if it takes over a day for them to wake up from their slumber, this is normal. They will be completely normal when they resurface.
|. If a Vodou™ has begun to react poorly to an inquiry, back away. An overload of foreign stimuli may have triggered their defense mechanism, and anything in a proximity of 2 yards to them is unsafe.
||. Do not make any sudden movements towards the Vodou™, or anything else for that matter. Remain still as a statue for 5 minutes, then take further action. Note: Count mentally the 5 minutes, refrain from using anything that omits sudden sounds.
|||. When 5 minutes has gone by, your Vodou™ should be nearing a state of peace. If the color of their eyes are no longer red, and have converted back to their usual shade, slowly approach them. Wrap your arms around them firmly, and squeeze. This will cause them to restart. Keep reading if your Vodou™’s defense mechanism is still activated (determine by eye color).
|V. If the eyes of your Vodou™ are still red, you will have to perform an emergency shutdown. Slowly walk around them, ensuring to remain distance. When you have neared the back of them, inch forwards, and when you’re close enough, prepare to pounce. Aim for the heart button on their loins, as hitting it will result in an immediate shutdown. Missing the button when you pounce will result in dire consequences.
V. When they’ve shutdown, store your Vodou in a safe place, eg. a closet. Do not worry if it takes over a day for them to wake up from their slumber, this is normal. They will be completely normal when they resurface.
*abysmal inc. is not responsible for any injuries or casualties resulting from interaction a Vodou™
