Hello. I am impossible;;;, and I am trying out for the beauty in kennel 54. I think he's an absolutely beautiful character, and I love how he switches. It made me think of split personality disorder, and so I will be writing a form from the perspective of both personalities. I will probably develop him a lot more, since it's like two characters that share the same body; they change color according to personality and everything.
Introduce yourselves.
Introduce yourselves.
Hi- um, I- I don't want to go first-
Oh, shut up, you. You're just scared.
Anyway. We're called Switcher, when you're talking about both of us. I'm Donn,
and the other one, you know, that blue coward, that's Hinto.
Anyway. We're called Switcher, when you're talking about both of us. I'm Donn,
and the other one, you know, that blue coward, that's Hinto.
We- um, we share a body. I-i-it gets h-hard sometimes,
because D-d-onn can't share. But d-d-don't tell him I s-said that-t.
because D-d-onn can't share. But d-d-don't tell him I s-said that-t.
WHAT? Hold on. This says we're supposed to tell you our
gender!! Is it not obvious?! We're MALE!! Could you not TELL?!
gender!! Is it not obvious?! We're MALE!! Could you not TELL?!
*leans back in chair and smiles, putting fingertips together*
This is amusing. Describe each other. *leans forward again*
This is amusing. Describe each other. *leans forward again*
D-describe Donn? B-b-but I don't
want him to get mad at me- I'll try, th-
want him to get mad at me- I'll try, th-
HA! I'll go first! Hinto, as if I'd even THINK about letting you start. You'd probably lie
about me and say I'm just absolutely terrifying. Pfffff. As if. I'm just normal, which is
something you'll never be.
Hinto is a major coward. He's even afraid of his own reflection. It's awful. He's shy, and he
never inturupts, ever. He's overly sensitive and simperingly sweet. It's like he's not even a
dude at all. He cries at the littlest things. Once, I stepped on a flower, and when we Switched,
he started to cry. It was soooo embarrassing.
He has the most annoying stutter. It's like, "b-b-but I d-don't-t st-stu-stutter." It's really
irritating.
Hinto just adores nature. It's so sweet, we have a cavity. Literally. It's on our upper
left canine. It's really annoying, and food gets stuck up there. Anyway. Nature. Hinto sits
for hours, wasting our precious time, doing nothing but staring at the sky. Really. I
bet we have a few years shaved off our life because of him. He just loves trees. He likes
to hug them, which gets our underfur sticky with pine resin. It takes me ages to get
it off. I don't see what there is to love about trees. They're just sticks that stand up.
Oddly, Hinto likes to draw. He's not good at it. The paper he uses comes from trees, too.
HA! TAKE THAT, HINTO! Anyway. Guess what his favorite thing to draw is? Yep. You guessed
it. Trees. Those, and small, furry animals with large, creepy eyes. He thinks they're cute.
They really aren't. They're just strange. Also, he likes to draw me and him. He always
draws me like I'm a big, scary monster. I always have fangs in his pictures. Not like regular
canine teeth, proper fangs. I'm always saying things like, "I must kill you for being
annoying. Rarrrr!" It's tempting, but I wouldn't kill him. That means we'd both die.
Hinto, your turn. This should be amusing.
about me and say I'm just absolutely terrifying. Pfffff. As if. I'm just normal, which is
something you'll never be.
Hinto is a major coward. He's even afraid of his own reflection. It's awful. He's shy, and he
never inturupts, ever. He's overly sensitive and simperingly sweet. It's like he's not even a
dude at all. He cries at the littlest things. Once, I stepped on a flower, and when we Switched,
he started to cry. It was soooo embarrassing.
He has the most annoying stutter. It's like, "b-b-but I d-don't-t st-stu-stutter." It's really
irritating.
Hinto just adores nature. It's so sweet, we have a cavity. Literally. It's on our upper
left canine. It's really annoying, and food gets stuck up there. Anyway. Nature. Hinto sits
for hours, wasting our precious time, doing nothing but staring at the sky. Really. I
bet we have a few years shaved off our life because of him. He just loves trees. He likes
to hug them, which gets our underfur sticky with pine resin. It takes me ages to get
it off. I don't see what there is to love about trees. They're just sticks that stand up.
Oddly, Hinto likes to draw. He's not good at it. The paper he uses comes from trees, too.
HA! TAKE THAT, HINTO! Anyway. Guess what his favorite thing to draw is? Yep. You guessed
it. Trees. Those, and small, furry animals with large, creepy eyes. He thinks they're cute.
They really aren't. They're just strange. Also, he likes to draw me and him. He always
draws me like I'm a big, scary monster. I always have fangs in his pictures. Not like regular
canine teeth, proper fangs. I'm always saying things like, "I must kill you for being
annoying. Rarrrr!" It's tempting, but I wouldn't kill him. That means we'd both die.
Hinto, your turn. This should be amusing.
I- um, well, d-don't t-tell Dunn what I-I'm go-going to s-s-say. H-he'd get mad at m-me for
l-lie-lying about h-him. T-then he'd g-go to a pl-ace I'm s-s-scared of and we'd Switch.
B-but I'll h-have to do it, so here goes. I-I'm terrified right n-now.
Ahhmmm, D-dunn is a big, agg-aggressive m-monster. H-he l-likes to yell a-a lot. H-he
isn't sensitive and he likes to p-play p-practical jokes on innocent f-foxes. I-it makes
me feel bad t-to know m-my paws h-h-hurt people, I m-mean our paws. H-he is too scary
an-and he t-th-thinks everyone is like h-him. The ones who aren't-t are c-c-cowards l-like
m-m-me. H-he t-tells the truth all th-the time even wh-when it h-hurts. He is dramatic
and sarcastic and he l-likes t-t-to make fun of people.
Th-this is the p-p-part th-that you c-can't tell him b-be-because he'll g-get m-m-mad. He
is j-just as s-s-scared as m-me of most th-th-things. H-he c-c-cries sometimes and I don't
kn-n-now why. I j-just w-w-wake up in the night, w-w-when we Switch, ah-and I ha-have
his t-t-tears on my face. I-I-I think h-he's t-tired of b-b-being the b-b-bad guy.
l-lie-lying about h-him. T-then he'd g-go to a pl-ace I'm s-s-scared of and we'd Switch.
B-but I'll h-have to do it, so here goes. I-I'm terrified right n-now.
Ahhmmm, D-dunn is a big, agg-aggressive m-monster. H-he l-likes to yell a-a lot. H-he
isn't sensitive and he likes to p-play p-practical jokes on innocent f-foxes. I-it makes
me feel bad t-to know m-my paws h-h-hurt people, I m-mean our paws. H-he is too scary
an-and he t-th-thinks everyone is like h-him. The ones who aren't-t are c-c-cowards l-like
m-m-me. H-he t-tells the truth all th-the time even wh-when it h-hurts. He is dramatic
and sarcastic and he l-likes t-t-to make fun of people.
Th-this is the p-p-part th-that you c-can't tell him b-be-because he'll g-get m-m-mad. He
is j-just as s-s-scared as m-me of most th-th-things. H-he c-c-cries sometimes and I don't
kn-n-now why. I j-just w-w-wake up in the night, w-w-when we Switch, ah-and I ha-have
his t-t-tears on my face. I-I-I think h-he's t-tired of b-b-being the b-b-bad guy.
HINTO, WHAT LIES DID YOU JUST MAKE UP?!?
I-I'm s-sorry! I-I d-didn't mean to! L-leave me alone!
Okay. Enough fighting, you two. I want you to tell me what you like and don't like. Include fears.
*gulp* D-do I h-have to?
Of course, you idiot. I want to remember
this. You're going first. Go ahead, now. I know what'll be
number one on the fear list, and number one on the likes
list. But anyway. Please enlighten me. I'll enjoy hearing
this- once I get over the endlessly annoying stutter, that
is.
this. You're going first. Go ahead, now. I know what'll be
number one on the fear list, and number one on the likes
list. But anyway. Please enlighten me. I'll enjoy hearing
this- once I get over the endlessly annoying stutter, that
is.
O-okay, Dunn.
Th-this is w-w-what I like:
• T-trees are m-more than s-st-sticks w-w-with leaves on
top. Th-they r-r-represent p-peace.
• I-I l-like drawing b-b-because I-I-I c-can express myself
on p-p-paper. I-I c-can l-l-let g-go of the f-feeling w-without
m-m-my stutter t-to slow me d-down.
• Nature is g-g-great b-b-becuase it h-h-has t-trees. A-and
it's a-always b-b-beautiful.
• Of c-course I l-l-love my d-dear m-mate Miranda. She is
b-blind b-but she is b-beautiful and k-kind.
• W-w-water is one of m-my f-favorite things. It's s-s-so
b-b-blue a-an-and p-peaceful like m-me.
I-I-I'm d-done n-now. D-don't m-make me do my f-f-fears.
Th-this is w-w-what I like:
• T-trees are m-more than s-st-sticks w-w-with leaves on
top. Th-they r-r-represent p-peace.
• I-I l-like drawing b-b-because I-I-I c-can express myself
on p-p-paper. I-I c-can l-l-let g-go of the f-feeling w-without
m-m-my stutter t-to slow me d-down.
• Nature is g-g-great b-b-becuase it h-h-has t-trees. A-and
it's a-always b-b-beautiful.
• Of c-course I l-l-love my d-dear m-mate Miranda. She is
b-blind b-but she is b-beautiful and k-kind.
• W-w-water is one of m-my f-favorite things. It's s-s-so
b-b-blue a-an-and p-peaceful like m-me.
I-I-I'm d-done n-now. D-don't m-make me do my f-f-fears.
No Hinto, you coward. You have to do your fears. Or aren't you ready to face them yet?
Oh-oh-okay. Um-mm, well, th-th-this is what I'm s-scared of.
• I-I'm terri- um, t-terrified of D-D-Dunn. Y-you know b-by
now wh-wh-why.
• F-fire is-s v-very sssscary t-to me. It b-b-burns things,
like D-D-Dunn.
• The c-color r-red m-makes me f-f-feel bad.
• I-I-I d-don't l-like it when p-people f-force me to
d-d-do things. I-it m-ma-makes me f-ff-feel l-l-like
I'm h-helpless.
• I-I'm a-afraid of h-hurting p-people.
O-ok-okay, I'm d-d-done.
• I-I'm terri- um, t-terrified of D-D-Dunn. Y-you know b-by
now wh-wh-why.
• F-fire is-s v-very sssscary t-to me. It b-b-burns things,
like D-D-Dunn.
• The c-color r-red m-makes me f-f-feel bad.
• I-I-I d-don't l-like it when p-people f-force me to
d-d-do things. I-it m-ma-makes me f-ff-feel l-l-like
I'm h-helpless.
• I-I'm a-afraid of h-hurting p-people.
O-ok-okay, I'm d-d-done.
What? Naw. I know you're scared of more than that. C'mon, 'fess up.
Hinto, don't listen to him. You're finished with that now. It's Donn's turn. Donn, you know the drill. Likes, dislikes, and fears, please. And yes, you do have to include fears.
Aww, c'mon, really? I really have to do this? Uhhhhh.
I like:
• Fire, because it's pretty and burns
down trees, which makes Hinto sad, which
makes me happy
• Destruction, because it makes Hinto
sad, which makes me happy
• For some strange and unknown reason that
I think has something to do with Hinto's
annoying nature obsession, my favorite color
is green.
• People make me happy because I can
lie to them and steal from them.
• And, of course, cites are amazing.
They've got pickpockets, sparkles, lots of
people to steal from and cheat and lie to,
and... yeah.
Am I good now? I'd better be done now.
I like:
• Fire, because it's pretty and burns
down trees, which makes Hinto sad, which
makes me happy
• Destruction, because it makes Hinto
sad, which makes me happy
• For some strange and unknown reason that
I think has something to do with Hinto's
annoying nature obsession, my favorite color
is green.
• People make me happy because I can
lie to them and steal from them.
• And, of course, cites are amazing.
They've got pickpockets, sparkles, lots of
people to steal from and cheat and lie to,
and... yeah.
Am I good now? I'd better be done now.
You forgot to put your fears and dislikes. Go on. I won't laugh. Well, maybe a little. But you deserve it.
Fine! Just plug your ears, okay?!
I don't like:
• Hinto. That little brat is the most annoying
thing to ever exist on the face of the planet. It
makes it worse that I have to share with him.
• I'm- stop listening!!- afraid of... do I have to
tell you? Fine. I'm afraid of drowning. And
water in general. It's just terrifying.
• Are you sure you're not listening? You won't
like the consequences if you are. I'm also
afraid of heights. It's a phobia, all right?
• I don't like cold things. Ice, snow, winter-
it's just not my style. Also, the ladies say I look
ridiculous in a scarf.
• Cowards annoy me. They're just so...
annoying.
I don't like:
• Hinto. That little brat is the most annoying
thing to ever exist on the face of the planet. It
makes it worse that I have to share with him.
• I'm- stop listening!!- afraid of... do I have to
tell you? Fine. I'm afraid of drowning. And
water in general. It's just terrifying.
• Are you sure you're not listening? You won't
like the consequences if you are. I'm also
afraid of heights. It's a phobia, all right?
• I don't like cold things. Ice, snow, winter-
it's just not my style. Also, the ladies say I look
ridiculous in a scarf.
• Cowards annoy me. They're just so...
annoying.
There we go. Thank you. I had my ears blocked the whole time, by the way. Anyway, next I want you to describe your backgrounds. Who was your mother? Father? Siblings? Do you have any friends or mates, and how did you meet them? What was your childhood home like?
U-umm, well, w-we grew u-u-up in-in a city-
Oh, shut up, Hinto. Nobody needs to hear your stuttering.
Anyway, as he was saying, we grew up in a city. I love cities, as I said.
Maybe I got cheated a couple of times, but what can I say? That's life in
the city. Ha! Our parents were nonexistant-we lived in the streets with
only ourselves for company. We had no siblings, just a couple street
urchin friends like ourselves. I was always the ringmaster. I lead the gang.
Hinto hated the city. No trees. Too bad for you, Hinto. Anyway, our
friends-
Anyway, as he was saying, we grew up in a city. I love cities, as I said.
Maybe I got cheated a couple of times, but what can I say? That's life in
the city. Ha! Our parents were nonexistant-we lived in the streets with
only ourselves for company. We had no siblings, just a couple street
urchin friends like ourselves. I was always the ringmaster. I lead the gang.
Hinto hated the city. No trees. Too bad for you, Hinto. Anyway, our
friends-
C-ca-can I t-t-talk about them?
WHAT?! Hinto developed COURAGE?! Go ahead.
Umm-m o-okay. Th-there was Angeline, an-and sh-she was
p-p-pretty, b-but she w-w-was a-a thief. Sh-she was a g-grey
cat, un-unnoticable, but sh-she had b-n-nice blue eyes.
Th-then there was A-Alex. H-h-he ss-scared me. He was a
big d-dog.
A-and then there was M-miranda. Sh-she was b-b-blind. Sh-e
was a fox t-too, and she was a lo-lovely gr-green color. Um-I-uh
well, us and her, um... well... I loved her. Sh-sh-she was j-just
so s-s-sweet.
Y-your turn D-d-donn.
p-p-pretty, b-but she w-w-was a-a thief. Sh-she was a g-grey
cat, un-unnoticable, but sh-she had b-n-nice blue eyes.
Th-then there was A-Alex. H-h-he ss-scared me. He was a
big d-dog.
A-and then there was M-miranda. Sh-she was b-b-blind. Sh-e
was a fox t-too, and she was a lo-lovely gr-green color. Um-I-uh
well, us and her, um... well... I loved her. Sh-sh-she was j-just
so s-s-sweet.
Y-your turn D-d-donn.
Awww. How touching. Anyway, after that, I decided I wanted
a jewel in a shop window. So I took it. Then, Hinto did the one
thing that was even remotely useful: we Switched and he ran
away so the police wouldn't catch us. Now we live in the country.
There's a few small towns I like, but nothing can compare to my
city.
Anyway. That's us. We're done now.
a jewel in a shop window. So I took it. Then, Hinto did the one
thing that was even remotely useful: we Switched and he ran
away so the police wouldn't catch us. Now we live in the country.
There's a few small towns I like, but nothing can compare to my
city.
Anyway. That's us. We're done now.
Hmmm. Very interesting.
Well, then, bye! It was informative to talk to you.
Well, then, bye! It was informative to talk to you.
Bu-bye!
Uh-um- b-b-
C'mon, Hinto. We're going now.
dunnasaya
She'll eat other things, of course, but her favorite foods are all desserts.
