Ihwah Adoptions (OPEN FOR ADOPTIONS!)

[Lady Masquerade]

Applying!
Username: Plepore37
Ihwah Name: I'll pick it's name once I see it's picture if I win
Ihwah Gender: Female
Ihwah Item to Adopt: Sketchy Bar Matchbook
Create a wanted ad for an evil organization from any form of media (Name what evil organization you are using and what it's from):
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[Dream of Eternity]

Applying!
Username: Dream of Eternity
Ihwah Name: Lunes
Ihwah Gender: Male
Ihwah Item to Adopt: (listed above) Moon Beachball

Create a wanted ad for an evil organization from any form of media (Name what evil organization you are using and what it's from):

WANTED: CEO of Mcdonalds

Crime:

Creating bajillions of obese children and adults throughout America, and lowering work ethic for millions of mothers; "Why cook a whole meal, when you can get Mcdonalds?"

Punishment if Found:

Will be forced to shut down the company and eat salads for the rest of his entire life.

Reward:

$1000 Mcdonalds Giftcard

JUST KIDDING!

Real Reward:

The ownership of the CEO's house and belongings. He won't need them where he's going (Muahahahaha)

[Africa.]

Applying!
Username: .Fae.
Ihwah Name: Could I decide when I see it?
Ihwah Gender: Could I decide when I see it?
Ihwah Item to Adopt: Weather Vane

Create a wanted ad for an evil organization from any form of media (Name what evil organization you are using and what it's from):

Wanted
The Dark Side wants YOU to join them today!
Joining us in the next 10 minutes includes....
-Cookies!
-Your very own.... Real permanent tattoo!
-Complete blindness of the dark!
-A bunch of new enemies, from the Bright Side!
-Dracula fangs that make you talk funny!


Some side-affects may occure, possibly being...
-Death
-Loss of hair
-Pain in uncomfortable places O.o
-Melting when entering sunlight

Requirements to be hired...
-Evil seeds sprouting in you twisted mind
-Pale skin, so that it can get more pale
-No smarts. We do not allow anyone with any intellegence to join us.

[Desmond]

Applying!
Username: -3B-
Ihwah Name: Philip
Ihwah Gender: Male.
Ihwah Item to Adopt: (listed above) Carnivorous plant

Create a wanted ad for an evil organization from any form of media (Name what evil organization you are using and what it's from):
(Because I know you'll actually get this... xD)

Wanted:
Psycho Animal lover willing to lead PETA to a great and glorious future

Do you love animals?
Do you want to kill them in the name of saving pets?
Do you dream of being a hypocritical nutcase?
Are you an escapee from a mental institution?

Then I've got the job for you! Apply today!

[IzzyBee]

Applying!
Username: Starry-Sapphire
Ihwah Name: Nope, but i'll name it when I see it..
Ihwah Gender: Leaning on female, but depending on the design I'll add gender
Ihwah Item to Adopt: (listed above) Kinetic sculpture

Create a wanted ad for an evil organization from any form of media (Name what evil organization you are using and what it's from):

Warning there are Villains on the loose!

Many of the of EVIL say that love lemons.

The EVIL is known for blowing people's guts out with explosive ice cream cones, please refrain from buying any ice cream cones from suspicious ice cream trucks.

The are also known for humiliating teenagers in their cars at midnight and singing the kissing in a tree song. Please stay away from the open light in your car with your girlfriend/boyfriend even your pillow...

Absolutely refrain from eating lemons, drinking lemonade, even looking at a lemon. You might get brainwashed.


The reward: You get a tall glass of cold lemonade...

Not just kidding, you get the EVIL's costumes and their belongings, even if they don't have any..

[infinitesimal void]

Applying!
Username:Rivalette
Ihwah Name: Kina
Ihwah Gender:Female
Ihwah Item to Adopt: (listed above)Kinetic Sculpture

Create a wanted ad for an evil organization from any form of media (Name what evil organization you are using and what it's from):
For Voldemort, from Harry Potter:

WANTED:
~The Evil Wizard~
Voldemort

~For the slaughter of hundreds of Muggles, the murders of Lily and James Potter, attempted murder of Harry Potter, and infiltrating the Ministry of Magic~
50,000 GALLEON REWARD
IF YOU SEE THIS WIZARD, CONTACT THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC AT ONCE

[calphina]

Applying!
Username: Calphina
Ihwah Name:Berrymoon
Ihwah Gender:Female
Ihwah Item to Adopt: (listed above)Moon Beachball

Create a wanted ad for an evil organization from any form of media (Name what evil organization you are using and what it's from):

Evil Organization: Microsoft...from computers near you

Help Us Find them

Seen below is a recent ad we have noticed

We need someone who is very skilled at creating bugs inside systoms. You will also be required to smash the computer technology this is found in computers today. We would love a new system being built that will cause people to have to buy a whole new computer because the software that we created caused them to throw their computers out the window.

If you continue on this job you will become one of the world's most evil villans, where you will get computers thrown at you for every BSOD aka Blue screen of Death that you have cause...GREAT JOB

We need someone to stop all this from continuing, we will reward you with the fastest computer known on the world where you can surf the web and go onto any site without any problems, we will also throw in 400,000 in Cash. Help Us catch the bigest villans known to man. The Microsoft Corporation. If you have seen these guys or own a computer with problems cause by these guys contact the NMFM company, also known as No Microsoft For Me.

[tinydoodles]

Applying!
Username: iSnickers
Ihwah Name: Hypothermia
Ihwah Gender: Male
Ihwah Item to Adopt: (listed above) Scary Carnivorous Plant

Create a wanted ad for an evil organization from any form of media (Name what evil organization you are using and what it's from): The Dark Forest from Warriors x3.

We Want YOU!



Looking for a life of danger, evilness, and all-around-absurdity? Then join the Dark Forest today!
WE HAVE SQUIRRELS!1!!!!1!1 ISN'T IT TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!1!1???/?//? DOES FIRESTAR HAVE SQUIRRELS!11!!!!!!1?/?/??????/

The advantages:

• You can slice out cat's throats
• You can do whatever you want.
• You can get angry for no reason.
• You can stay away from that pesky StarClan
• YOU CAN EAT SQUIRRELS!!!1!1!!!

The disadvantages:

• You can be exiled
• You can be killed
• You won't be Firestar's favorite
• You will be utterly mouse-brained

JOIN THE DARK FOREST TODAY!!!11!1

~Snickers

[keydemon]

Applying!
Username: Ninjutsu
Ihwah Name: (May I name it when I see it?)
Ihwah Gender: Male.
Ihwah Item to Adopt: (listed above) Neck-sized Barrel of Whiskey

Create a wanted ad for an evil organization from any form of media (Name what evil organization you are using and what it's from):

Minions Needed!
Recently, Bowser's minions have turned against him. Mouser, banned from the army after his pathetic performance in Mario 2, threw a bomb at Lord Bowser and has been burned in the lava. Many have been lost. Need loyal minions to kill The Mario. Must be completely loyal and obey these requirements:

- Green koopas walk off of cliffs, only red koopas are allowed to turn around.
- Hammers must be lobbed by Hammer Bros, they cannot be directly thrown at The Mario.
- Chain Chomps must always wear chains, they are not allowed to run free.
- When boos are looked at, they must hide their face and disappear, they can only attack The Mario when he is turned around. They must stay in the castle.
- Bullet Bills must die when jumped on.
- Goombas cannot bite, they must only headbutt. They are easily crushed.
- Paratroopas and Winged Goombas lose their wings when jumped on.
- When jumped on, koopas must abandon their shells, flip over uselessly or withdraw.
- Pirannha plants must stay in green pipes.
- Birdos are girls, not cross dressers.

Minions are to help Lord Bowser achieve the Princess. If you disobey you will be burned in the lava. Although, you do get to kill The Mario. Very high risk of dying. Please contact Kammy Koopa if interested.

[Rainbow Dash]

A random trivia with a twist!

There will be three trivias. At the end, the three who get the previous trivias right will be sent a final hard trivia question. Get it right and you will win the Executioner's Tinder!

If you do not get the final hard trivia right, fear not. You will be awarded an Herb Satchel which will turn into a consolation prize unnamed Common Ihwah.

Ready for the gruesome trivias to come?

FIRST TRIVIA!

QUESTION
Which is the first disease in the history of the world to be completely eradicated? (with the exception of laboratory samples.)