Ihwah Adoptions (OPEN FOR ADOPTIONS!)

[DharSii]

Applying!
Username: DharSii
Ihwah Name: Aria [can names wait until after the winners are picked?]
Ihwah Gender: Female...? [can genders wait until after the winners are picked?]
Ihwah Item to Adopt: Condescending Beach Postcard

Create a wanted ad for an evil organization from any form of media (Name what evil organization you are using and what it's from):
My ad is for the Death Eaters in Harry Potter [because somebody has to use Harry Potter for this]

Wanted
Witches and Wizards interested in training to use the Dark Arts

Magisterium got you down? Tired of the filthy mudbloods and blood traitors going into Hogwarts? Want to get rid of somebody with an Unforgivable Curse? Need an army of dead Inferi to do your dirty work? Just sign your soul over to Lord Voldemort and receive the Dark Mark on your arm! It's as easy as that!

Benefits of joining now are:

• An awesome tattoo that doubles as a contact
  device burned into your arm!
• A full-face mask that keeps your
  identity completely hidden!
• The complete loss of your free will!
• And more!

Side effects may include:

• Being hated by everybody; even your own family!
• Loss of life.
• Loss of arm.
• Loss of wand.
• Loss of high-standing position in society.

So what are you waiting for? Join Lord Voldemort and become a Death Eater today!

Lord Voldemort is in no way responsible for being defeated by young children or boys with strange scars.

[tennisbutt]

Ok. You should write that you can only post a form every other adoption ^^

[nowi]

Applying!
Username: TessaKitty
Ihwah Name: Dwenking Soul
Ihwah Gender: Female
Ihwah Item to Adopt: (listed above) Moon Beachball

Create a wanted ad for an evil organization from any form of media (Name what evil organization you are using and what it's from): TEAM ROCKET...from Pokemon. Because they are epically awesome.
CLICK FOR AD
Image on ad fromhere!

[DharSii]

Waaaiiit. Were the wanted ads supposed to be "wanted" because they're evil or "wanted" as in "I want a new member" in the classified ads in the newspaper?

[Rainbow Dash]

Waaaiiit. Were the wanted ads supposed to be "wanted" because they're evil or "wanted" as in "I want a new member" in the classified ads in the newspaper?

Either one. Whichever you think you can make funnier.

[DharSii]

Waaaiiit. Were the wanted ads supposed to be "wanted" because they're evil or "wanted" as in "I want a new member" in the classified ads in the newspaper?

Either one. Whichever you think you can make funnier.

Ah; Alright, thanks. C: For a second there I thought I horribly, horribly messed up on mine.

[Heeyun-Ssi]

Applying!
Username: Heeyun-Ssi
Ihwah Name: (Put Pre-named if it's pre-named) Nocturne
Ihwah Gender: Male
Ihwah Item to Adopt: (listed above) Scary Carnivorous Plant

Create a wanted ad for an evil organization from any form of media (Name what evil organization you are using and what it's from): The Koopa Troop from Super Mario Galaxy

Do you enjoy working for big, fat, spiky turtles that are ten-times the size of you are?
Do you desperately want to finish off those Lumas that keep taunting you?

Well here's your chance! Join The Koopa Troop today, and you'll be able to do all of the things that you really don't want to do!
Sure, at first you start off at the bottom, but if you win King Bowser's approval, you might be able to get to his top command! It's a highly respectable place in the order, seeing as you have to stand in Mario's way and get jumped on every time that red-hatted guy goes to a new galaxy. Luckily, he won't hurt you. Not unless he has to throw you into something, and then you die. But it's highly unlikely!
Being part of this organization also grants you a free soda, as the Magikoopas specialize in giving everything that you need. (WARNING: Magikoopas are highly flammable - do not get them drunk at all costs)
Work together with the Koopa Troop to bring down all of those good guys! The Lumas, Mario, Princess Peach, the Star Bunnies, even that emo star lady, will be crushed against our magnificent power if you join us now! If we succeed in bringing down them once and for all, you will get a once-in-a-lifetime prize (maybe)!
So what are you waiting for? Join today!

Upsides

Downsides

Killing Mario

Torturing
Dying
Losing your shell
Getting flamed
Being jumped on
Falling off King Bowser's magical ships
Being hit randomly by Starbits
Being thrown in the air
Punishing
90% Chance of going mad
Kicked out
Wandering in space
Attacked by goomas
Even after surviving through all of the above, you'll probably die anyway

[EnochianGhost]

Applying!
Username: ~AnimalAddict~
Ihwah Name: Can I name it when I see it? Thanks. x3
Ihwah Gender: This I'd also like to add when I see it. :3
Ihwah Item to Adopt: (listed above) Sketchy Bar Matchbook: I got hit on by skeevy guys and all I got was this matchbook.

Create a wanted ad for an evil organization from any form of media (Name what evil organization you are using and what it's from): Justin Bieber from, I dunno, the music company? xD

WANTED
Justin Bieber

Wanted for the spreading of Bieber fever, the torture of millions of relatives to Bieber fans, and the murder of good music all around the world. This 10 year old girl is extremely dangerous! If seen, don't let her sing to you! Call 1-800-Bieber or go to bieberfever.com to find out more information.

[Wherever.You.Are]

Applying!
Username: EpicMuffin
Ihwah Name: Astrix
Ihwah Gender: Female
Ihwah Item to Adopt:Kinetic Sculpture

Create a wanted ad for an evil organization from any form of media (Name what evil organization you are using and what it's from):

Join The Reapers Today!
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-Reapers from The World Ends With You

[Janet10433]

Applying!
Username: Janet10433
Ihwah Name: (don't have one?)
Ihwah Gender:see above
Ihwah Item to Adopt: (listed above)Moon Beach Ball

Create a wanted ad for an evil organization from any form of media (Name what evil organization you are using and what it's from):
Wanted:
Mercenaries to fight for Lord Seth against the rightful rulers of China's best! (Eon, the book)
Requirements:
- Must be able to fight
- Must be able to ruthlessly laigh
- Must be able to defeat and gloat