I want to try to catch the wild Draukae!
Username: Clockwork!
Draukae ID: #134
Bedtime Story [600 word limit]:
Once upon a time, there was a skrunkly axolotl called Carl.
Carl wanted a gorl called Gertrude really badly, and so one day, he hopped into his unicycle and made his way towards Carl's Jr..
In there, he decided to buy a few gifts for Gertrude. He bought her a pink pencil, some delicious frogs and a bouquet of ducks. But the problem was, how would he get to Gertrude? She lived so far away in the other side of the soup store!
He decided he would have to wiggle all the way to the other side of the soup store.
He was dazzling.
He didn't think he'd have the milk carton to do it.
But he did.
Gertrude looked into his orange eyes when he arrived, kissed him and took his gifts graciously. They got married in a Walmart and Susan wore a wrinkly purple dress. They had 25 quite wiggly children and lived happily ever after. They even got a pet pangolin!
Other: I'm really bad at creative writing, so I literally just used a Mad Libs bedtime story generator and this is what came out. I have no idea who Susan is, I didn't type that in. Website is here!