Ihwah Adoptions (OPEN FOR ADOPTIONS!)

[kunacottontail]

Applying!
Ihwah Name: Roseade
Ihwah Gender: Female
Ihwah Item to Adopt: (listed above) Panpipe

Maximum 300 words, write a purple prose-like overly dramatic and detailed paragraph about the last thing you ate:
The box was hot to the touch, a glorious smell wafted from the cracks around its closed lid. Breathlessly, I opened the cardboard top, and pulled from within the salt-encrusted chip. It tasted tantalisingly of chicken, as though foreshadowing the piece of chicken I was about to put into my watering mouth. I turned to my aunt. "Mmmmmmmhhh", I mumbled, trying to express my thanks. My craving had been sated.
(Sorry, in a hurry. About to go eat dinner )

I've always wanted my very own sparklepet to love and mock!

[Africa.]

Applying!
Ihwah Name: Pre-named
Ihwah Gender: Male
Ihwah Item to Adopt: Barrel of Monkeys

My fingers seeped through the soft, sticky cinnamin bun as icing gushed over the sides like a slowly falling water fall. The sweet scenting aroma wafted around me, drawing me in. I leaned forwards oh so very slowly, my eyes closing inch by inch. Finally, my lips conected with the tempting cinnamin bun. My mouth watered at the taste of it. It was so sweet, so soft, so gentle, so purely amazing. I knew to savor every last bite of the deliousious pastry. My fingers crept along it as I ate, my senses dimming, on all but the cinnamin bun. I heard, felt, and saw nothing, not my mother telling me to clean my room, not my cat scratching at my leg. Absolutely nothing. And I was ejoying every second I spent eating that amazing, wonderful, life-lifting desert.
(Fail! xDDD)

[Rainbow Dash]

I'm totally loving the purple prose, guys. Keep them coming! Adoptions for this round will close tomorrow! I will update the list after I finish this paper. :3

Small hint of things to come: The pre-named guys are only the beginning of their set. There is a staggering 10 or so more to follow, including some escapees from a future set.

[Dopamine]

Applying!
Ihwah Name: Clark
Ihwah Gender: Male
Ihwah Item to Adopt: Chillout remix

Maximum 300 words, write a purple prose-like overly dramatic and detailed paragraph about the last thing you ate:

Oh Fiber One bar. How I dreaded eating you for breakfast, but you were the only thing edible in the house. Drizzled with peanut butter and peanut butter chips, I opened the wrapper to eat you. You didn't ooze goodness, you weren't warm and nothing about you seemed delicious. Plain and boring, you were. As I bit into you, Fiber One Bar, I retracted at your taste, plain and peculiar, yet I kept eating, only because I needed the fiber. I'm sorry for what I'm about to say, actually, I do not regret this in anyway, in fact I mean most offense. I'm cheating on you with a glazed chocolate donut.

[keydemon]

(Wendigo, I just lol'd all over your thread. Especially at the item names... xD;;)

Applying!
Ihwah Name: Totemic
Ihwah Gender: Female
Ihwah Item to Adopt: (listed above) Native Flute

Maximum 300 words, write a purple prose-like overly dramatic and detailed paragraph about the last thing you ate:

As I sat in the squishy, blue recliner, laptop vegetating in its usual place on my lap, the thought of delicious food struck me. My stomach felt satiated from my previous fishy sandwich, but as my eyes scanned the usual chatter of the Chickensmoothie forums, the thought kept returning to my feeble mind. Finally, I heaved myself out of my relaxed state and plodded into the kitchen. My eyes flicked to the healthy, low-fat snack of fruit or vegetables, but my lazy side was overpowering my will to eat healthier. Giving into my stomach's cravings, I angrily reached into the pantry and snatched up a bag of 100 calorie Chex Mix. The bag squeaked in delight as I pulled open its shiny plastic. Plunging my hand into the tiny sack, I snatched up the powdered snacks and stuffed them into my mouth. As the salty, crunchy chips slid down my dry throat, I thought, This must be how the majority of America thinks. No wonder we're the fattest country. Though the Chex Mix said it only contained 100 calories, I knew that it was only for marketing and contained at least 50 more. Flopping back down into my usual hang out, I munched on the Chex, the fake cheese powdering my slim fingers. I could smell Totino's Pizza Rolls cooking from the kitchen, and I knew that I would be in there ten minutes from now gorging on those too. This one's to you, America.

[Rainbow Dash]

Updated the list!

We also added (even though the shop isn't functional yet, should be up by tomorrow) four new accessories and clothing, all from anime and video games.

Gaudy Bling, Trendy Headphones, Grain Pouch, and Master's Hat will have previews soon!

[Rainbow Dash]

SURPRISE TRIVIA!

First to answer correctly gets a pre-named Ihwah!

PRIZE
Triangular Smash Ball

QUESTION
Even though this game is about me and I'm practically the icon of the gaming industry, it's named after some other chick. What game am I talking about? (Three words)

[sad magic]

Are there any hints??

[keydemon]

FFF. I know it. xD

Legend of Zelda.

Being an uber geek pays off sometimes.

[sad magic]

Aw darn. You ninja'd me. xP