by Skeseth » Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:17 pm
Applying!
Username: Skeseth
Ihwah Name: (Put Pre-named if it's pre-named) Pre-named
Ihwah Gender: Female
Ihwah Item to Adopt: (listed above) Rad Collar
The plot of your favorite video game (if it were a hundred times more badass):
Cake. Moist, delicious cake. You want that cake, you crave that cake. All you have to do is run through some seemingly normal and fun experiments that do not seem life threatening at all. All run by this science company and directed by a very pleasant disembodied voice. And you are promised a slice of the best freaking cake you can ever imagine. How bad can that be? At least that's how the game starts...
To get through all these crazy puzzles and dangerous levels, all you have is a gun. ONE GUN. Your ONLY weapon. It's not a sniper, a laser, or a bazooka. You don't have any magical powers, a good shield, or even a clue. Oh, but what does the gun do? It makes holes. On walls. But not just any holes... this gun makes /wormholes/ that connects one place with another, no matter where you are! How freaking awesome is that? VERY.
Still, you're probably sweating bullets wondering how this is going to get you out of this mess Because the computer talking you through it? Is freaking insane. It's Skynet with PMS.
Anyway, as you go through these experimental 'levels', each one tests how smart you are with your wormhole-making super portal gun. Meanwhile you are avoiding killer assassin robots, acid water that can melt you in seconds, and falling cubes of death. All in rooms filled with spikes, sharks with lasers mounted on their heads, and robot lions that spit fireballs. Yeeah. It's like the beginning of some insane robot apocalypse on crack and you're Sarah Connor with a freaking wormhole gun. You even have to kill your best friend to survive (an adorable friendly non-killer cube). Hey, it's a tough world out there if you want to live.
And when you finally think it is all over, and you're calmly heading to the exit where your cake awaits (and freedom) you find something completely unexpected. After all that time dropping crazy robots after robots through wormholes that incinerate them into flaming projectiles that you can launch from whatever hole you make... you know, maybe it might have help to solve puzzles. Anyway, you're turning and you're suddenly face to face with Sylar, holding up his bloody hands with a crazy grin on his face and a roaring fire behind him. Cake?
That's right, crazy Heroes characters are suddenly there to save you from burning to death. You get to team up together to save the world from Skynet's PMSing evil cousin GLaDOS and her plot for total world domination. For Science of course.
I guess you did get some kind of magical powers at the end afterall, what with a tag-along mutant crazy (sexy) man. And your wormhole super laser gun.
But no cake. Cake was a lie.
. . . And after everything you get to ravish Sylar. Yep.
>.> <.< ... dunno where this went. Talking with someone *cough* and just typing and typing instead of studying... If you haven't guess, this is Portal. With Heroes' Sylar teaming up with you (cause of that scene where Sylar goes 'cake?' and is all bloody and crazy). And Terminator thrown into the mix. Can you imagine robot projectiles shooting out from your portals ON FIRE? I can. Oh yeah, I definitely can. I will die happy if they have them in Portal 2, cause that'll be badass.
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