Oh god 3B he's freekin' purfect. Exactly what I was thinking. I'm happy my terrible ref went to good use! Thank you! 8D

Personality: Ja'aklesh is a trickster of the most devilish sort. His pranks are not just a little amusing. They are not just slightly scary. They are heart-attack inducing, seizure causing, phobia creating pranks that are so dangerous that they could send you to psychotherapy for schizophrenia or a massive fear of all things goat-related (Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia by the way, which sort of means a fear of all barn animals. Hopefully you get my point). It's hard to take Ja'aklesh seriously as it is in his nature to joke around and he has a remarkable sense of humor. However, your life could be at stake if you fail to stay alert and in focus around this trickster Ahz because if he can, he will get you bad. He is essentially without morals or any form of conscience. Ja'aklesh has the maturity of a five year old human child and the mind of a genius. He also enjoys telling long and elaborate stories about his past to confuse people. So far, he has been very secretive in giving away tidbits but he has intimated that, in the past, he belonged to a sun-worshiping cult and lived in Egypt as the pet of a Pharaoh. You can see why this information might be considered dubious, but a tidbit is meant to be a bit dubious. He's a brilliant orator with a diamond and gold tongue (not literally; his actual tongue is purple).
Likes: Prank-threatening people and blackmail, chemistry, colorful hard candies (Jolly Ranchers, per se), spiritual or superstitious people (he attests that they generally have the most dramatic reactions to his tricks and are thus his favorite to prank), magic and special effects (he's a pro), making strange faces, acting (a pro in this respect as well) and hot, dry weather.
Dislikes: Rain, snow, wet, cold, the flu, doctors (they're harder to scare and he hates shots), vegetables, trout (too many bones), grapefruit (too sour), disease (it often leads to a doctor visit) and mosquitoes (he does enjoy trapping and slowly killing them though).

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Were and When
And How and Why and Who.
I send them over land and sea,
I send them east and west;
And after they have worked for me,
I give them all a rest.
I let them rest from nine till five,
For I am busy then,
As well as breakfast, lunch, and tea,
For they are hungry men.
But different folk have different views;
I know a person small~
She keeps ten million serving-men,
Who get no rest at all!
She sends 'em abroad on her own affairs,
From the second she opens her eyes
One million Hows, two million Wheres,
And seven million Whys!
-Rudyard Kipling