The writing here is neat, and in black pen.
They've found me. I can't run, all I can do is rip out the pages I've written on, if they find this, they can't know the things in here, it's far too dangerous. If, they don't find this but someone else does, whoever is reading this, beware of Team DNA.
The next page is written in messy red crayon, and there are spelling mistakes everywhere.
"Team DNA"? Whatever that is. Strange. Well, they didn't find this.. thing? What are they called?
I have no idea.
So I was walking outside, and I found this, it looks like a book, those things humans read. I find lost things all the times, humans are so careless, they walk around here in lostlorn forest and always drop things! So what do we Pokemon do when we find this stuff?
Keep it! ^_^ I still wasn't sure what it was, because most of the pages are empty, aren't books meant to have words? With this book in paw, I walked back to my home, it's a hidden grotto.
Me: (I'm using the pretty pink crayon for my speech because I'm pink!) YO SIS I'M HOME! AND I FOUND THIS WEIRD BLANK BOOK!
Silver Fedora wearing Purrloin of Awesomeness: (She expects to be called the whole thing!) Hm?
My sister! Not biological though. She found me as an egg after her parents were caught, she couldn't find whoever my parents were so she kept me as a sister. Here's a drawing of me and her!
Oh and I should introduce me! I'm Lilyput and I'm a mew, and I'm super awesome!
Anyway, our conversation was:
Me: Do you know what it is?
Silver Fedora wearing Purrloin of awesomeness: I think it's one of those books humans write all about themselves in. I forgot what they were called though...
Me: Hm. Well I guess I should name it something I'm familiar with. How about Castelia cone, because it's white?
Silver Fedora wearing Purrloin of awesomeness: 'Kay.
So that is how you earned your name, Castelia cone~