THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A POTATO.

[Coolpaw5]

Pet's name: Cassandra

Hey there! My mom just got me this diary for me to "talk about my feelings". That makes no sense, I'm completely normal....
BLAH
I mean, am I really that un-normal (heh, just made that up) that I need to say everything that happens in my life and how I feel???? .__. Why aren't I normal? TELLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Ahem* Anyway, I am Cassandra. I go to a high school and I am COMPLETELY NORMAL (HEAR THAT MOM?!). Well, I have a fluffy pet cat named Floof. She's so awesome....
Well I shall get going, my moms howling at me to come down to dinner.

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Hey there! Welcome to the Potato. Have fun reading ABOUT MY HORRIBLE LIFE.

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[Coolpaw5]

Pet's name: Cassandra
Hey everyone! I'm back again! Anyway, I think I should introduce my family.

Pet's name: I'm tired....
This is my older sis. I call her "I'm tired" because that's all she ever says.

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This is my mom. She's nice, but she is always telling me to do girly stuff, like wear dresses, put on makeup, blah blah blah

This is my other older sister. She's nice enough, but she is so antisocial! I mean, being antisocial is kind of weird right? So why doesn't my mom bug her about it?! (Sorry, if that was mean, but this is my private diary, so yeah)

Pet's name: Michelle
This is my BFF! She's a lot of fun!

Omigosh, isn't he cute? He is nice too!
You might be wondering why he has wings, but everyone in my pack has a chance to get some. It's when you turn 16 (which I am going to be!) then you can choose to get wings! But, there's a catch. You must die once, and get reborn. That way, you get wings! Not a lot of dogs do it because, obviously, you are going to die. But the ones who do get reborn don't change in any way. So I am gonna do it! But I doubt my mom would let me.... *Sigh* Well I got to go now! Class is going to start!

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[Coolpaw5]

Hey! It's me again!
I am going to get wings! My mom said OK!! I was so excited I told Michelle right away online: Here is the conversation:
(BTW I am Cassie123 and Michelle is AfroMitch124)

Cassie123: OMIGOSH MICH, ANSWER RIGHT AWAY!!!
AfroMitch124: CASS! ITS 2 IN THE MORNING! WHAT IS IT?!?!?!
Cassie123: It is? Oh, I guess I stayed up FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPILY!!!
AfroMitch124: What? Did you get a new hair-do?
Cassie123: no it's-
AfroMitch124: OOH! Did you get a new pet?
Cassie123: No, It's-
AfroMitch124: OOOOOOHHHH DID YOU GET WINGS?!!?!?
Cassie123: No! Wait, yes! Well, I am going to get wings!
AfroMitch124: So lucky! I wish my mom would allow me to get wings!
Cassie123: Thanks! I'm not going to school tomorrow to get them!
AfroMitch124: OK! Tell me what it's like to have them!
Cassie123: Ok! Bye!!!

EEEKKKKK I AM SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY SLEEP!!! BUT I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS! Oh well! I guess I can find out when I get them!!!

3:30 AM
Ok! I just found out something kind of scary! It turns out that my look will change! My personality and my memories are going to be the same, but my fur and looks are going to change!!! NOW IM SCARED.... HOW WILL I LOOK? Maybe I will turn out OK like *sigh..* Him! :3 OK, i feel better. Maybe my mom was right about getting a diary!

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[Coolpaw5]

Hey I came back! Yeah! I think I look better this way! I put a coat over my wings so I don't get weird looks at school. Even though He has wings, and he's popular, other dogs with wings get weird looks because you have to get a certain kind to look cool. I like my wings, but I want to stay safe.. Right after I got my wings, I tried flying! It was hard to learn (because no one in my family has wings) but I eventually got it! Yup! I can officially fly off the ground one centimeter!
*Sigh...*
Maybe I should ask someone to teach me.....
Oh yeah! I was talking to Michelle and she was acting weird.. Like she was hiding something..
Cassie123: Hey! I love my new wings!
AfroMich124: Oh that's nice.
Cassie123: Hey are you OK?
AfroMich124: Hmm? Oh yeah, yeah
Cassie123: Is something wrong?
AfroMich124: No, No.
Cassie123: Ok... If you say so...
AfroMich124: Yeah I'm OK.
Cassie123: Hey, are you going to get wings?
AfroMich124: Umm... I got to go..
Cassie123: Hey! Wait!
*AfroMich124 has logged out*
That was weird... I don't know. But I am going to play on the computer! Talk to you later!

Later...

. . .
I feel kind of bad.... My best friend got wings! {Good news}
But now she doesn't like her wings. {Bad news}
And she doesn't like her new fur either {Super bad news}
I would feel bad about showing her picture, but if this problem gets cleared in the future, I guess i need a reference.. here she is:

She doesn't look that bad, right? The bad thing is... She hates the color brown...
*Sigh* What should I do?
I'll talk to you tomorrow...

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[Coolpaw5]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH POTATOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE {btw, rude awakenings are made in this diary since I am a teen!}

Ok! So, I have helped my friend solve her problem by dying her fur and hair! Anyway, if you didn't know, my BFF and I are in the outcast group. That means, we have enemies in the popular group. UGH. I hate her from the moment we looked at each other. Like literally. I even remembered the conversation! (Btw, she is gonna be in brown because brown is an ugly color.)
<--- this is her
Sally: Oh my gosh you look so ugly.
Me: Awwwww, I was going to say the same thing!
Sally: You know nothing! I hate you!
Me: You took the words right out of my mouth.
Sally: UGH! *Storms away*
Aaaannnnd ever since that moment, she aims to ruin my life at the finest. *dramatically cries* WHY IS SHE SO MEANNNN!??!?!?!?!?!?!??! I just want to pretend I actually fit in, but I guess I don't since I'm a total social outcast. *cries some more* Anyway, she was making fun of my coat, just cause it was the "wrong color". She is so annoying! I just want to stuff her obviously fake wig into her mouth. And she tripped me at lunch! AND JUST WHEN THINGS COULDN'T GET ANYTHING WORSE, HE ARRIVED.

His pen will be in red since he is SO HAWT LIKE THE SUN! He wears sunglasses because even he can't stand the HOTNESS. Ok, I sound like a hopeless romantic, which I kind of am... But DO NOT TELL ANYONE. This is why i am talking to you right? For secret holding? Oh yeah, the conversation:
Sally: Oh look who it is, the ugly Eskimo.
Me: Are you talking to me?
Sally: Who else would I be talking to?
Me: . . .
Sally: What? No comeback?
Me: No, I wouldn't want to waste a snappy comeback on a dog who's IQ is lower than a potato
Sally: At least I don't look like a potato like some dogs
Me: Don't you have some bobble heads to boss around?
Sally: If I have the time to waste talking to bobble heads, I should talk to you more.
Him (Btw his name is Chance): OH BURN
Me: *glare at him because after all those well-thought comebacks, that's the one he responds to.
Sally: Don't glare at my bf!
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA, WHOA WHOA WHOA, HER WHAAT?!?!?!?!?!?
Chance: Hey babe, this girl bothering you?
Sally: Don't worry, it's nothing I can't handle.
Chance: Ok, if you need me, I'll be over there, showing off my hotness with the world
Sally: Alright!
Me: *dying because of what just happened.*
Sally: *smirking* What? Jealous?
Luckily, Michelle came to the rescue! She is such a good friend!

Michelle: What's going on here?
Sally: Oh look, the little sidekick coming to the rescue. Btw, your new look makes you look like a boy!
Michelle: It's better than looking like a potato
Sally: Don't talk about yourself. You could become crazy.
Michelle: Is that why you still play tea parties with your dolls?
Sally: I DO NOT! *Blushes and storms off*
OMIGOSH SALLY PLAYS WITH HER DOLLS?!?!
Me: whoa, how did you know that?
Michelle: *shrugs* after you helped me, I went over to her house and her mom assumed I was Sally's friend, so she told me everything about her.
Me: That's so fantastic! Now we can make sure she never bugs us again!
Michelle: Btw, there is a new student coming tomorrow!
Me: seriously? My goodness!
Michelle: Actually, it's like a whole surge of students coming tomorrow. We are going to have this extra-curricular thing where students "chooses" what group they want to be a part of. And guess who's in charge? Sally!
Of course! She's a teachers favorite! Ohhh! Sally! You get an A++++++++++++! Oh Sally! You MUST help out and take over the school! Ohhh!. BLEH! But, this might be the chance to get another friend! Ooh! Can't wait! But, I'm exhausted... GOOD NIGHT EVERYDOGGY!

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[Xelinator]

These kind of diaries are common, but this one is actually really funny! I love it, keep it up, I'm stalking. c:

[Coolpaw5]

Thank you! :3

[emoji movie]

This is nice, not too much like the other one, I cant wait to see more!

[malteser]

That's awesome, makes me laugh and grin loads, keep it Up!

[Coolpaw5]

Hey everyone! It's test week! WHY?!?!?!?!? Even though I am one of the top students in my class, I am so worried! The teachers JUST HAD to put pressure on us!
Teacher: Ok students, the big midterm exams are coming up!
Students: *GROANNN*
Teacher: Did you know that usually this year, almost all of the students pass! Last year, only 2 students didn't pass. But they were super close!
Students: .__. *Means: We don't care*
Teacher: But this year, we are the worse grades to fail the test. In fact, this is the worst ever!
Students: *Is this supposed to be a pep talk?*
Teacher: So make sure you go to bed early, eat a good breakfast and try your best! Mostly everything in the test is basically covered! So, there should be no reason for you to fail!
Students: *Not feeling any better...*
Teacher: Btw, those who do fail, will be forced against your will to stay after school to learn your lessons over. Unless your name is Sally! ^_^
Students: ._____________________________. *That had nothing to do with the test.* {Actually, only I thought that. The rest of the students turned back to admire Sally.}
Anywho, there is no reason to get worried, right? AHHHH IM GOING MADDD
Anyway, the new students aren't coming today. They are coming after test week! Lucky... I wish i could skip the test! What do you do to calm down? Oh, what do you know, you're a potato. I hope some miracle will make me so I could NEVER EVER TAKE TESTS. *Sigh* I am gonna flop on my bed so I feel better. Btw, I might not post until after the tests are over. SORRRYYYYY
Hey did you notice the smilies? Lol :3 Oh yeah,

OK seriously, tests are coming up, and I may or may not be able to post anything until tests are over. I may be able to like after school a bit, but they probably won't be as funny and be more rushed.

WHOA HEY, WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY POTATO?!

I am your creator, and you just took all of the seriousness out of this note.

I DONT CARE, WAIT, YOU SAID THAT MY LIFE WAS FUNNY, MY LIFE IS NOT FUNNY

Well, why else do you think people read this?

WHAT?!?!?! PEOPLE READ THIS?!?!?!

ANYWAY PLEASE NOTE THAT I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO WRITE ANY MORE POSTS FOR THIS WEEK

WHOA, YOU DONT WRITE HERE, I DO!!! ARGGGHHHHHHHH-

*Muffs mouth* ANYWAY BYE AND SORRY FOR THE NO POSTING!

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