THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS! The Original!

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OMG, I LURRRV IT!
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60%
It's awesome!
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16%
It's good
11
5%
It's okay
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3%
Meh.
2
1%
Meh. x2
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No votes
Not feeling it.
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I STRONGLY DISAPPROVE! (I wonder how many will actually choose this :P)
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14%
 
Total votes : 231

Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby Paintedbythewind » Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:44 pm

OMG I HAVE BEEN STALKING YOU FOREVER (I just never said anything because...It could have made things weird....o3o)
I really love this diary Cactus and I would love to be featured-ish

!! "That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet....JUST LIKE MY LAYNA LOVELY!!" !!

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Username~ PaintedWind
Pet's Name~ Riley
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~
Loner...but wants friends ;n; One of those kids who reads all the time "My friends are my books and my pens."
Personality~
Riley is so....cliche and stereotypical of a reader. He's no nerd, but he's smart, and no one wants to hang around him. Why? He talks to himself. And when he's not talking to himself? He's reading. And when he's not reading? He's writing. That's right - he's an author by heart.

And, not to mention. He has a small (by small I mean immesurably huge) crush on Layna. He has only met her like one day ago but he's smitten. She's smart and he likes smart girls.
"OMG LAYNA MY LOVE, MY JULIETTE, SHALL I COMPARE THEE TO A SUMMER'S DAY?" (Yes. One day and he's already at her feet begging for marriage.)
Codeword~
Chickenpies and smoothies and pizza and cheese
Other~
He likes writing soppy romance books. "What can I say? The love between a dog and a girl dog is the finest thing. Especially when my lovely Layna is involved."
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby proud.little.wolf » Sun Aug 25, 2013 7:16 am

Allow me a few minutes to applaud you.

Your satire is brilliant. <3
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby Bebop » Sun Aug 25, 2013 8:36 am

!! ROAR !!

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Username~ Bebop
Pet's Name~ Darknight
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ Ninja
Personality~ Grumpy, blunt, bad boy
Codeword~ {disregard this, there is no codeword}
Other~ Is gay and is with Sunlight


!! Hello !!

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Username~ Bebop
Pet's Name~ Sunlight
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ Ninja
Personality~ Happy, calm, kindhearted
Codeword~ {disregard this, there is no codeword}
Other~ Is gay and is with Darknight


!! What's up? !!

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Username~ Bebop
Pet's Name~ Bellion
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ Nerd
Personality~ Resourceful, likes to build and fix things
Codeword~ {disregard this, there is no codeword}
Other~


!! GO AWAY !!

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Username~ Bebop
Pet's Name~ Gisbourne
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ popular, also Goth
Personality~ Sharp and Nasty
Codeword~ {disregard this, there is no codeword}
Other~


!! ......... !!

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Username~ Bebop
Pet's Name~ Incarnadine
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ Goth
Personality~ Quiet, blank, stoic
Codeword~ {disregard this, there is no codeword}
Other~





!! What a pleasure this is... !!

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Username~ Bebop
Pet's Name~ Lucifer
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ popular, Leader of the Goth clique
Personality~ Charismatic and intense, slightly creepy.
Codeword~ {disregard this, there is no codeword}
Other~ May or may not be a cult leader



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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby Hollyleaf2013 » Sun Aug 25, 2013 2:00 pm

More cactus please!!!!
88% of warriors readers would go insane if Warrior Cat books ended. 10% of the people would cheer and throw a party. If you are the 2% who would scream at the people partying and throw something at them, copy and paste this in your signature.


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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby proud.little.wolf » Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:37 am

!! Nightmares, the Underworld, and everything EVIL !!

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Username~ Xela Winchester
Pet's Name~ Epitaph
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ Raven's evil twin brother that fights for nightmares and the underworld.
Personality~ Ten times darker and more mysterious than Raven. It's confirmed that he's a dark warrior and ax murderer.
Codeword~ Codewords suck.
Other~ I'd prefer it if Epitaph appeared later on as the "Big Bad" force of evil. A cliche showdown between him and Raven at the end would be interesting.
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby allynabean » Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:54 am

~~BOW TO THE QUEEN OF NERDINESS~~

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Username~ allyna910
Pet's Name~ Salma
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ Total Nerd! ~~NERD QUEEN~~
Personality~ Salma loves books and can't stand to get anything below an A+
Codeword~ NOne
Other~
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby chescab » Tue Aug 27, 2013 5:50 pm

The principal sure is up for a shocker when he checks the school student count!
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby Nomonym » Tue Aug 27, 2013 6:08 pm

[Eh the principal won't care. More students the better, yes? Keep up the great work CalamityK!]
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby ennard » Sat Aug 31, 2013 2:36 am

!! God save me from the girls. !!

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Username~ Glados.
Pet's Name~ Lavarusin
Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ "Pro Artist! Err... Also errmmm... a Loner Nerd 9_6"
Personality~ Laidback,Smart, "I don't really like being with people I doesn't know."
Codeword~ {disregard this, there is no codeword} "Well,I'll make one. Shakesphere Students! Done!"
Other~ Crush on Layna (Purely because Layna is awesome and smart and "Pretty!" )
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Re: THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A CACTUS

Postby quietude » Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:06 am

!! Someone looking for me? !!

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Username~ .:Wolfsong:.

Pet's Name~ Midnight

Cliché Social Status of Cliché-ness~ - Hisses - Unless you want trouble don't ask. // Loner

Personality~ Figure it out yourself. // Midnight the lone wolf. Unsocial, and she's the scariest dog at Avian high. Pretty much everyone's scared of her, the teachers the principle. Surprisingly, she always get's straight As so she must either study a lot, or have given the teachers a good scare. Not to mention she can easily creep up on dogs.

Codeword~ Go make one up. // There's none that I see.

Other~ Have you finished with your questions? // She speaks in #8000BF
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