Things That Amuse You! Thread Six!

[byyrde]

My sister and I.
We're the two most hilarious people on the planet, I swear.

Yes, we is. xD
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I just pulled the AWESOMEST prank ever.

-Flail-
fridgy and I were the most hilarious P:

;u; Fridgy you're my amusement again. /shot'

[Vur Horston]

From an email I was forwarded xD.

You think English is easy??

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture..

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert..

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig..

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

[Alucardigan]

@Vur you just destroyed my brain. ._.

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I know it seems weird to do this, but RPing Death the Kid as a Warrior cat is so amusing, especially when somone who has watched Soul Eater is playing along. This is great.

[profilegone]

Vur@ Mind=blown

Also
I just pmed Jenko Metallica lyrics
I wonder if she'll get it haahaha 8D

[Idiocy]

what does a humanitarian eat?

Omygosh....
o-o
My mind is blown at like all of this, but that part just like.
D:
My teacher is a humanitarian.
Lololololol.
/Mind blown.


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This is beyond cute,
I want to steal this cat;

[Jubee]

http://dumpsterfires.tumblr.com/post/26 ... is-this-so
i am literally crying at how his voice just gurgles at the end

[duckteeth]

http://dumpsterfires.tumblr.com/post/26858202842/bluntastik-lauragreenbeans-why-is-this-so
i am literally crying at how his voice just gurgles at the end

omgwut.

[Jubee]

http://dumpsterfires.tumblr.com/post/26858202842/bluntastik-lauragreenbeans-why-is-this-so
i am literally crying at how his voice just gurgles at the end

omgwut.

LA NECESIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOO.
brbdying.

[Alucardigan]

I feel like since my user is Soul I should act like him.

wthno. BE YOURSELF /slapsself/

[mal du pays]

I feel like since my user is Soul I should act like him.

wthno. BE YOURSELF /slapsself/

Pff Imma be Alois then /shot

o3o My laptop is slow.. Dx