I would like to join the club!
Well, I own lots and lots of hamsters over nearly 6 years (about 60+ I think) and it would take too much space to name all of them. For the current ones their names, age, gender, and breed are as follow:
Truffle- 6.5 months old, Female, Dwarf Russian Winter White (spotted normal)
Eringii- 6.5 months old, Female, Dwarf Russian Winter White (spotted sapphire)
Scarf- 3 months old, Male, Dwarf Russian Winter White (spotted normal)
Sketch- 3 months old, Male, Dwarf Russian Winter White (pearl)
I know the colour sounds a bit wierd, but that's the colour available here.
Eringii

Truffle(the big one) and Scarf. Don't worry, I separate them after the picture was taken.

I don't have a picture for Sketch yet

Anyway, enjoy! :3